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Homemade tendies & fries. No Vegans allowed.

submitted by Trollasaurus to CookingWithGoats 1 yearJun 6, 2024 19:10:43 ago (+6/-0)     (CookingWithGoats)

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I like to home cook tendies. This time I added fries. Is good time. Favorite sauce is buffalo sauce. Good with barbecue, Worcester, or ketchup if you are a filthy normie. Maybe I will make my own sauce soon.


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[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 1 yearJun 7, 2024 00:00:51 ago (+0/-1)

Yeah, well, I'm a gatecrasher aren't I.

Cultured Meat Is Coming Soon

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 yearJun 7, 2024 00:45:26 ago (+0/-0)

KYS

[ - ] drstrangergov 0 points 1 yearJun 7, 2024 09:35:10 ago (+0/-0)

Up yours, neri. Soylent green is people.

[ - ] xmasskull 0 points 1 yearJun 6, 2024 19:14:34 ago (+0/-0)

So,"Goat"tendies?

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1 yearJun 6, 2024 19:17:00 ago (+0/-0)

How did you make the fries? Those look tasty.

[ - ] Trollasaurus [op] 3 points 1 yearJun 6, 2024 19:33:10 ago (+3/-0)*

Properly making good fries is a painful process that takes a very long time. If you have lots of freezer space, your best bet is to make a lot all at once.

Begin by buying your favorite kind of potato. I recommend russet or yellow potatoes. You're going to want to peel the skins off which is going to take the longest amount of time and effort. I usually do about 5 pounds of potatoes at a time so it can take a good hour.
After that, you're going to want to soak them in cold water for at least an hour. This will draw a lot of the starch out of them.
Cut them into shape at this point. You can do this with a knife which takes forever, I use a French Mandolin to cut mine, but you can also buy a variety of size fry cutters if you like thicker steak fries for example.
Once cut, you're going to boil them for about 10-20 minutes. If you want crispy fries, this section is the most important. This part is really hard to get right. If you don't boil them long enough, there will still be too much starch in them. If you boil them too long, they will just turn into mashed potatoes. Either way, they will get very soft. You can add some vinegar to the water (about 1ounce per cup of water) to help alleviate this but you can't eliminate it completely. Be careful when straining to avoid breaking too many of the fries. Then, lay them out on a rack or baking sheet or anywhere they aren't going to be too crowded together. Then freeze them. Again, this is very important if you want crispy fries.
From here, they are ready to be cooked whenever. Use your preferred oil. I like peanut oil. It's very good for french fries and non-toxic, unlike soybean and rapeseed (canola) oils. If you're worried about peanut allergies, try avocado oil. Or any other high-smoke point (about 400F) oil that isn't a toxic seed oil.

There are two methods to actually cooking them. You can one and done them, heat oil to 350-375F and fry until golden brown. Or you can double fry. Double fry will result in crispier but drier fries. Double fry you use a lower temp oil about 250F and fry for about 10 minutes or until bubbling slows down. Then you remove the fries from the oil, let them cool as you heat the oil back to 350-375F, then return to oil and cook until golden brown.

Edit: I forgot to talk about seasoning.
Yes, you should season your fries. Some people season with just salt. Which is ok, it's traditional. But you can season with salt and pepper. Or do what I did this time around and mix a cajun seasoning to throw on there. Make it a little bit spicy, a little bit sweet, but still salty.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearJun 6, 2024 21:02:30 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Trollasaurus [op] 0 points 1 yearJun 6, 2024 21:16:18 ago (+0/-0)

I only have so much counter space. Why would I buy an air fryer that I'm only going to use on fries? Sounds extremely wasteful to me.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1 yearJun 6, 2024 22:17:06 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Trollasaurus [op] 0 points 1 yearJun 6, 2024 23:30:47 ago (+0/-0)

Yes but I already have a dutch oven that is used in other places which can also be used to make the tendies and fries as well as having other uses for a large variety of meals. Which doesn't require me sticking a large machine on my counter space or trying to find space in my already crowded cabinets.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearJun 6, 2024 23:32:41 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 yearJun 7, 2024 00:28:19 ago (+0/-0)

That’s the correct way of making fries. You should soak potatoes after cutting though, takes more starch out

[ - ] Trollasaurus [op] 0 points 1 yearJun 7, 2024 02:16:22 ago (+0/-0)

I put the steps out of order. Yes, cut, then soak for an hour.

[ - ] GrayDragon 0 points 1 yearJun 7, 2024 01:25:05 ago (+0/-0)

Thanks for the info (I just made steak fries today), but it takes you an hour to peel five pounds of potatoes? Maybe you need a new peeler? I have this an it would take me less than twenty minutes to peel five pounds:

https://www.amazon.com/Victorinox-Straight-Blade-Fruit-Vegetable-Peeler/dp/B09GYQX2W2/ref=sr_1_36?sr=8-36

I also cut a small portion of the potato ends off since there isn't much there and it is an annoying part to peel.

[ - ] Trollasaurus [op] 0 points 1 yearJun 7, 2024 02:19:54 ago (+0/-0)

I recommend you install the browser plugin ClearURLs. It will automatically remove and clear off all that tracking data on the end of your amazon link.

As for your actual comment, the peeling itself probably doesn't take an hour it just feels like it takes forever because it's a pain in the ass to peel and cut 20 potatoes.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearJun 6, 2024 21:01:41 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Trollasaurus [op] 0 points 1 yearJun 6, 2024 21:14:45 ago (+0/-0)

Peanut oil, actually. You do know how fries are cooked, right?

[ - ] deleted -1 points 1 yearJun 6, 2024 22:17:25 ago (+0/-1)

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[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 yearJun 7, 2024 00:24:31 ago (+0/-0)

Looks amazing!! Share recipes

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 1 yearJun 6, 2024 19:49:50 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 1 yearJun 6, 2024 20:31:37 ago (+1/-0)

Dipping sauce: mayo, ketchup, spoonful of horseradish(not the sauce). Adjust proportions as desired.

[ - ] Trollasaurus [op] 0 points 1 yearJun 6, 2024 21:14:31 ago (+0/-0)

Where I'm from that's just called fry sauce and I'm not a fan of it.