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I deleted my porn stash.

submitted by MaryXmas to whatever 1 yearMay 31, 2024 19:01:02 ago (+25/-0)     (whatever)

Tag, you're it.


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[ - ] iSnark 17 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 19:05:54 ago (+17/-0)

Just shaved it off, Huh? ;-)

[ - ] MaryXmas [op] 9 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 19:09:07 ago (+9/-0)

Yeah, it made me look like a creep.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 6 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 20:04:43 ago (+6/-0)

[ - ] Fascinus 8 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 21:55:02 ago (+8/-0)

Good for you, brother!

\Ω

Better part of 20 years nofap (18? 19? idk) here to tell you it just gets better as time goes on, to the point where you forget that's actually a thing people do.

Generally speaking, the more you avoid abusing your reward centers the better.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 7 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 22:48:13 ago (+7/-0)

<Generally speaking, the more you avoid abusing your reward centers the better.

Its why I quit smoking crack!

[ - ] MaryXmas [op] 1 point 1 yearJun 1, 2024 08:28:55 ago (+1/-0)

It was actually more of a religious action than anything else. I have been on and off nofap for a few years.
Also, cold plunging is great for the reward centers.

[ - ] clymer 7 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 19:50:31 ago (+7/-0)

And just think, all of that disabled downs syndrome midget porn could have been given to a worthy recipient..

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 5 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 19:16:41 ago (+5/-0)*

When I was a kid, I found two duffle bags in the woods full of nudie mags. Different forests, years apart. I imagined they were handed down by some guy going off to college or off to the military.

I guess today’s equivalent would be putting your stash on a thumb drive, trying it to a balloon, and setting it free. Some 13 year old WILL find it.

[ - ] Hermes 3 points 1 yearJun 1, 2024 00:37:27 ago (+3/-0)

why is there always porn in the middle of random woods

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 1 point 1 yearJun 1, 2024 16:34:34 ago (+1/-0)*

It’s happened frequently enough that I’m surprised a legend hasn’t come up from the event. Like a Santa, or a Tooth Fairy type being. The porn is conjured with magical wishing powers. His elves make the duffle bags. Then he gets on his quad-runner and heads into the forest under the cover of darkness. That might make for an entertaining animated short film.

Women aren’t going to get it. They don’t hang in the woods. But I know a lot of fucking guys that found porn stashes in the forest throughout the 70’s and late 80’s. It’s real

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 21:13:37 ago (+2/-0)

That would be an awesome way to pass out flyers. Put the pdfs on a usb stick, tying it to a balloon, and sending it off.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 21:44:36 ago (+2/-0)

Anybody remotely intelligent won't be sticking random usb sticks into their computers. You have to have a completely separate air-gapped machine for that shit.

[ - ] No_way_oy_vey 4 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 23:15:36 ago (+4/-0)

I wouldn't do it with a windows machine, but it'd be fine on linux or openBSD

[ - ] TheYiddler 2 points 1 yearJun 1, 2024 00:00:45 ago (+2/-0)

Thumb drives come with instruction on how to read them. A driver. That driver is the entry point and it can hijack the hardware. No OS is safe.

[ - ] No_way_oy_vey 1 point 1 yearJun 1, 2024 01:51:55 ago (+1/-0)*

No OS is safe at all by that standard, you probably shouldn't even use an OS. The risk is very low in this instance. If you use windows you can't sanely care about privacy at all and if you use linux/OpenBSD you don't need to worry about a random usb drive because linux desktop users are so few and far between that they aren't going to spend time developing a usb drive attack, it wouldn't be a good use of time. Malware targets software that people use, and only a few of us autists use linux as a desktop OS. Also, anyone with anything worth infecting would likely be cautious and not read random usb drives on their valuable machines, further reducing the likelihood that anyone would do this attack.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 22:26:52 ago (+2/-0)

Who even has a stash?

[ - ] GreatSatan 0 points 1 yearJun 1, 2024 03:20:49 ago (+0/-0)

Coombrains

[ - ] Dingo 2 points 1 yearJun 1, 2024 04:12:47 ago (+2/-0)

I smashed my cell phone.

Tag.

[ - ] rabidR04CH 2 points 1 yearJun 1, 2024 09:39:22 ago (+2/-0)

Welcome to your recovery, brother.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1 yearMay 31, 2024 19:38:02 ago (+1/-0)

deleted

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 21:41:44 ago (+3/-0)

That's what she said.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 22:49:43 ago (+2/-0)

It had handlebars so you could control the strokes.

[ - ] Salacious_Salicylic 1 point 1 yearMay 31, 2024 21:43:10 ago (+1/-0)

Good job.

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 23:18:57 ago (+1/-1)

I cried the day I deleted "Lemon Stealing Whores".

[ - ] DrLeoMarvin 0 points 1 yearJun 1, 2024 08:58:50 ago (+0/-0)

You had a "stash?" Yuck.