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Should the metric system be banned on this website?

submitted by HeyJames to TalkDev 1 yearMay 31, 2024 01:45:28 ago (+18/-1)     (TalkDev)

I don't want to fucking hear these eurocuck and kike metis numbers


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[ - ] Kozel 7 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 04:23:47 ago (+7/-0)

I like the metric system its easy

[ - ] observation1 1 point 1 yearMay 31, 2024 05:28:01 ago (+3/-2)*

"Easy."

If you need to order a hose or cable approx 1ft, what length do you ask for, without looking it up ?

Ok, now look it up.

Ok, now go to the register to buy approx that length. Darn, the "shoppes" only carry "half meter." Now what do you plan to do with excess? What % waste is that? Try again next week on another project that needs 4ft. Fuck you. You need 1meter, now.

Could you tell your height in cm without looking it up?

No? Ok, take a moment to look it up.

Now - If a woman told you her height in cm, would you even know the relationship to yours?

"Oh, wait. Let me look that up too."

Oi mate. Next up, what "sise" shoe do you wear? (the letter Z will get you arrested in Europe for hatespeech donchaknow) in America, you got 11, 11.5 but in Europe you only get 45 or you can Move up to a 46 (12). "Whadya mean they carry less exact shoe-sizes, you pikey???" (Hatespeech sirens going off in background) Your foot is not conforming to the "proper" unit of measurement, but these handcuffs will!

Generally a size 12 is 12 inches. Does anyone know what the fuck 46 even is, without looking it up? It aint cms. Europeans can't even make up their minds on what unit of measurement to use.

[ - ] germ22 2 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 09:11:05 ago (+3/-1)

Half meter is a foot and a half. I your example it's not a matter of measuring systems, it's a supplier issue.
Your examples are about what is familiar to you and not what is easier.
I can flip that around for you. Go to the store and you need 30cm (1') of hose. But the store only sells by the yard. Now you have 60cm (2') of waste...

Here is something that is easier in the metric system:
You have a water tank of unknown volume. Metric system you measure each side in dm (decimeters) 5dm by 5dm by 11dm. calculate 5511=275. 275 cubic dm. And one cubic decimeter is one liter. Result 275liters.
Since you are so good with the inch system, can you do that for me (without looking it up)?
why does it suck

One thing the imperial system does indeed do better is measuring torque. One foot long leaver, put one pound on it, is one foot-pound of torque.

[ - ] hylo 3 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 09:52:55 ago (+3/-0)

Imperial system is for dumbfucks that never needed to do those kinds of calculations anyway because it's beyond their occupation or pay grade. Anything worth a damn in this world is measured with metric.

[ - ] Trollasaurus 0 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 10:54:40 ago (+0/-0)

Anything worth a damn in this world is measured with metric.

We both know that's not true.

It's more of a question of who wants to use Frnch units (be gay) and who doesn't want to use Frnch units (not be gay). I'm in the not be gay camp so I'll keep using inches, feet, yards, miles, etc.

[ - ] observation1 -1 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 12:04:34 ago (+0/-1)*

Half meter is a foot and a half.

Except you just gave the wrong answer.

A half a meter is just about 1'8" not 1'6", as you fell into my trap.

Indeed, it's a real head scratcher @kozel can pretend converting to metric in smaller distances (relatable to our human body size) is "easy" as you've demonstrated it is not.

it's a supplier issue.

Indeed. A supplier issue underlying caused by the metric system. That was my point!

In America, we stock in feet and our suppliers get us what we need. In Europe, every customer gets bent over after suppliers won't "improperly" stock hoses and cables at 30cm intervals. It makes their heads explode to stock something that won't go into an even 1 or 100. Dont believe me? Here you go, https://www.amazon.co.uk/simplex-singlemode-Compatible-cables-yellow/dp/B07LH5V5KS

Still don't believe me? Try to find at the entire website any silicone tube thats 30cm long

"Oi mate!"

Now try again with 1 foot.

"Blimey! Even amazon uk sells it by the foot." Which is how you'd have to order (by royal decree?) it because you won't find it that way in the shoppes.

Say it with me: "Metric makes waste"

Edit: Arrogant brit downvotes without a response. Admit youre wrong, lad. Still searching for that elusive vendor that sells 30cm? Keep looking.......

By the way, you limey bastards, this comes up in every home entertainment install, every datacenter rack, and every sprinkler line repair times every person, forever. Don't tell me it's a special case. Your awkward system has doomed your unborn grandchildren and generations to come, forever.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1 yearMay 31, 2024 09:54:40 ago (+1/-0)

All these problems are only problems because you are stuck in the "English Kings Measurement Matrix".
People with an IQ over 110 can buy a length of rope in metric without any problems.

[ - ] Trollasaurus 0 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 10:53:02 ago (+0/-0)

It's less of a question of who has what IQ. It's more of a question of who wants to use Frnch units (be gay) and who doesn't want to use Frnch units (not be gay). I'm in the not be gay camp so I'll keep using inches, feet, yards, miles, etc.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1 yearMay 31, 2024 11:00:20 ago (+1/-0)

Jews want you to divide the White Race over this issue.
Metric is fine.

What we really need to do is ditch the base 10 system and upgrade to base 12.
Because that's what the future race of Ubermensch will be using.

[ - ] Trollasaurus 0 points 1 yearJun 2, 2024 10:59:51 ago (+0/-0)

Holy shit, imagine being so schizo you think the metric/imperial systems are jewish tricks to divide white people. Dude, you should go outside sometime.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 12:16:11 ago (+0/-0)

buy a length of rope in metric

Rope off the spool, yes. Easy.

That is not what is being said, however. Buy pre cut hoses or cable lengths and see what happens.

[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1 yearMay 31, 2024 12:23:11 ago (+1/-0)

LOL, you buy pre cut lengths.
What a fuckin GoyFaggot you are.
You might as well just send your money straight to Israel.

[ - ] observation1 0 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 12:42:17 ago (+0/-0)

Goddamned right I do. Are you terminating your own power cables, ethernet cables, periphreal cables, too - you utter retard?

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1 yearMay 31, 2024 15:39:54 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] observation1 0 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 16:29:02 ago (+0/-0)*

I thought you were smart. I ask for a 35 footer. Why would anyone stock a hose in inches? 35' is only a 10% waste if you actually wanted 10m (Its very unlikely you wanted a whole meter length, is precisely the point! In your scenario you have to make believe the length you needed happened to measure in a duration of a whole meter, which it surely did not). At any rate, compare that 10% of waste to examples I gave of 1' or 4' (both of which are lengths I can purchase in America) - over 50% waste when converted to m. It's not just the waste in of itself. You don't want the slack for ends that are terminated and can't be trimmed down. Your exercise is futile. Imperial is always stocked more precisely than anything metric, which was my original point.

There are instances that metric is absolutely better, but you aught to admit the fact is that it's not the proper tool to use for lengths in proximity to our human body size. Nor is it "easy" to convert on the go, as you imagine. There is no scenario where you have a measuring tape in meters. So you measure in feet, and then you convert to m? That doesnt make any sense.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1 yearMay 31, 2024 17:11:20 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] observation1 0 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 17:25:21 ago (+0/-0)*

There exists no country where cables and hose lengths hold a candle to orderability to imperial. It makes no difference if you are in Europe, the insufficient stock problem still exists everywhere except U.S., Guam, Puerto Rico, Liberia, Myanmar where you can get the right lengths.

The french has a superior method of describing "deja vu."

Japanese have a language where the pronoun is described alongside how they feel about it (eg, humble, arrogant, etc).

In Germany there is a word "schadenfreude" that we have no translation for.

Latin countries cant directly translate "awkward."

These are only examples about how sometimes languages can be superior or inferior given the circumstance. As are units of measurements, where America reigns supreme in these examples, and "metres" clearly inferior.

I've only described situations where it isn't "easy" as you pretend, if that is fascinating.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1 yearMay 31, 2024 19:33:00 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] observation1 0 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 19:43:16 ago (+0/-0)*

For any day to day items, in parallel to the size of your human body. Not talking garden hoses here.

power cables, hdmi cables, ethernet cables, dimensions of a box, belt sizes, shoelaces, hunting rifle barrel lengths...

The one instance on your body that metric is better?

Ring size.

Why?

Because they "improperly" offer every incrememt unabashfully, even though it doesnt ultimately divide by 10. (A shocking thing for a snobby perfectionist to have to forfeit for the sake of sanity, if you think about it.)

Cheque please

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 19:46:25 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] observation1 0 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 19:52:50 ago (+0/-0)

I'm talking length here.

Let me give you another example.

See any waste or problems with cables on left vs cables on right?

https://files.catbox.moe/a2pfs6.jpg

or

How about this picture? Left v right.

https://files.catbox.moe/qaoaay.jpg

Why is one side better/ neater/ cleaner/ efficient/ more sane than rest?

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 5 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 06:49:56 ago (+5/-0)

I can do either because I'm not a dumb nigger

[ - ] AnmanIndustries 3 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 04:26:08 ago (+7/-4)

North Americans: ugh im too dumb to understand a systematic measuring system

Also them: Volts, amps, 9mm, seconds, hertz, lumen, gblgblgbl look at all our freedom and we still suck zog dick

[ - ] namefagsrgay -3 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 06:08:34 ago (+0/-3)

This is just United States Americans. A special breed of stupid.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 02:28:27 ago (+2/-0)

Distances should be measured in smoots.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 2 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 05:07:12 ago (+2/-0)

I'm 1.0895522388059702 smoots in height.

https://www.convertunits.com/from/inch/to/smoots

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 1 yearMay 31, 2024 02:19:23 ago (+2/-1)

Yes. Any user referencing Kmh, cm or m should be gassed. Rotteuxx especially because he is the worst of the worst!

IMPERIAL SUPREMACY or nothing.

[ - ] Moravian 1 point 1 yearMay 31, 2024 10:33:18 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah keep measuring with stones and fractions. Anyone promoting the retarded imperial system should be hung alongside jews.

[ - ] NoSalvation 1 point 1 yearMay 31, 2024 02:32:59 ago (+2/-1)

If you are a logical person you want order.
1. 10. 100. 1000.
Why count in body parts?
Why do you have 60 and not 243.4 minutes in one hour?

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 02:46:08 ago (+3/-0)

If you're a human person, you want human based order.

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 2 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 02:50:41 ago (+2/-0)

I use inches bitch

[ - ] NoSalvation 1 point 1 yearMay 31, 2024 07:53:46 ago (+1/-0)

2,54 cm is not handy to work with

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 1 point 1 yearMay 31, 2024 03:42:59 ago (+2/-1)

Yes, just to make the europoors seethe.

[ - ] albatrosv15 1 point 1 yearMay 31, 2024 08:55:19 ago (+1/-0)

Sometimes i'm glad muttmerica is burning to the ground.

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1 yearMay 31, 2024 11:12:03 ago (+1/-0)

Amerimutts would rather use the non-tanned feathers off a Hawaiian goose, rather than use a tried and true international standard of measurement.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1 yearMay 31, 2024 14:28:58 ago (+1/-0)

Metric is clearly superior to imperial

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 03:24:39 ago (+0/-0)

For me it depends on what I'm doing. Math, statistics, certain measurements, all make sense in metric. When I'm building something though I tend to use standard. Unless it's really small and/or precise, then I'll use mm.

[ - ] namefagsrgay 0 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 06:06:55 ago (+0/-0)

I don't want to hear you.

[ - ] lolxd 0 points 1 yearJun 1, 2024 01:04:49 ago (+0/-0)

Base 10 vs Base 3 have advantages and disadvantages. Computers use Base 2.

Quit being a faggot.