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My daughter is 20 and never dated anyone. How do I marry her off?

submitted by veridic to AskUpgoat 1 yearMay 30, 2024 23:58:06 ago (+8/-0)     (AskUpgoat)



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[ - ] boekanier -1 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 01:59:34 ago (+1/-2)

give her away to a muslim, if she's in your way

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 01:37:34 ago (+0/-0)

Unless she's selling alcohol, she doesn't need to date them. A rough estimate is good enough.

[ - ] s23erdctfvyg 0 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 03:15:15 ago (+0/-0)

If you want advice you need to give more context.

The only thing that's wrong with waiting to date until your 20s is that it gets harder to meet people your age.
I assume she tends to be a shut in? In which case you should encourage her to join groups that she and you have an interest in, and go to those groups with her.
Church, farming, mining, etc. Any type of club will do so long as you're with her and there are men her age there.

Edit: Also while this is probably one of the best places to ask for advice thanks to Voat being a free speech forum. This is still an internet forum, and you would be an idiot to depend on advice from here.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 04:45:36 ago (+0/-0)

same and same

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 06:42:16 ago (+1/-1)

Take away her vibrator.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 07:01:31 ago (+0/-0)

And send it too me!- Crackingjokes

faggot

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 08:37:32 ago (+1/-1)

Bet she was finger blasted before she was 18.
Don't say you know different because you don't.
Many parents never find out about what goes on at sleep overs.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1 yearMay 31, 2024 08:50:02 ago (+1/-0)

sleepovers didnt happen for gen z

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 18:22:16 ago (+0/-0)

Not a grand scale but happen they did.
The grooming hasn't ceased in any method or means for a few thousand years

[ - ] vol09877 0 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 19:06:47 ago (+0/-0)

dont, just tell her to fuck off

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 19:09:39 ago (+0/-0)

hi mom and dad? huh never thought I'd see you two losers in the same room again.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 1 yearMay 30, 2024 23:58:50 ago (+1/-0)

Throw in a Lambo or a Maserati...

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 1 point 1 yearMay 31, 2024 00:30:14 ago (+1/-0)

I don't believe you.

[ - ] JewNitedStates 1 point 1 yearMay 31, 2024 01:31:06 ago (+1/-0)

You can marry her off by telling me how she feels about the jews.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 04:49:10 ago (+0/-0)

its very popular to hate them right now.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1 yearMay 31, 2024 06:33:09 ago (+1/-0)

I'll take her, sight unseen, if she is a good cook

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1 yearMay 31, 2024 10:44:33 ago (+1/-0)

I had a genius idea but it was laughed at.

speed dating at a church and at the end whoever matched with each other automatically married on the spot.

[ - ] Panic 1 point 1 yearMay 31, 2024 17:01:42 ago (+1/-0)

Good news: My daughter got married at age 34 to a great guy and is very happy.

Bad news: Cannot get pregnant.Dammit.

I say, women should get married younger when the ovaries are in overdrive.

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 00:27:49 ago (+2/-0)

Before sex education you could catch a man kissing her and claim you were so stupid you thought he got her pregnant and now he had to marry her. He'd marry her for the sex anyway, and not to destroy both of their reputations.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 2 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 01:10:34 ago (+2/-0)

Do not redeem saar

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 3 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 00:52:11 ago (+3/-0)

this is good news, she has kept her purity despite of our filthy society. good job parents.

dont worry a bachelor will appear in due time. now if she gets in to advanced age and shows no interest in men then i would worry.

does she have friends? does she have a social life?? some people are meant to meet their significant other later on or maybe never and that is also okay.

dont pressure her, she could make poor decisions that could regret later on in life.

all in due time. she has pussy,there's always a guy looking to fuck one

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 01:32:34 ago (+3/-0)

Trust me, there is always some simp that will take her off your hands. The trick is picking the right one.

[ - ] GreatSatan 6 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 00:00:39 ago (+6/-0)

How ugly is she?

[ - ] NoRefunds 4 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 01:11:52 ago (+4/-0)

Apparently very ugly and fat

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 1 yearMay 31, 2024 05:24:32 ago (+1/-0)

Ugly I can deal with....

[ - ] Master_Foo 6 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 00:03:26 ago (+6/-0)

I'll give you 8 cows for her.

[ - ] veridic [op] 1 point 1 yearMay 31, 2024 00:07:11 ago (+1/-0)

Dairy or meat?

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 00:07:15 ago (+0/-0)

Better throw in some hogs, and a couple of Turkey too to sweeten the deal.

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 2 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 01:09:28 ago (+2/-0)

Foo has hogs? I thought he was jewish

[ - ] Cunty 6 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 03:07:12 ago (+6/-0)

Get her to meet my son, he's 21 and just as racist as me and also understands the things we talk of here!. He doesn't fit in with the normies.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 7 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 01:53:41 ago (+7/-0)*

She needs to be in repeated safe social contexts, with eligible men.

For example a book club is safe and allows for casual conversations
https://notes.eatonphil.com/2025-05-30-how-i-run-book-clubs.html

People have to network; meet and talk with people, and to keep in communication discord is popular.

If she's in college, there are clubs, photography, etc. What's somewhat surprising, is how passive most people seem lately.

Another way is through acquaintances.

Actually marriages at age twenty-five or older are more stable on average. It's best though to make an effort to find someone rather than wait around.

Knew a woman that used to volunteer at the front desk of a city art museum. It was an opportunity to come across smart rich men, and that's what she wanted.

So pick an environment with many people and consider who would be there.

[ - ] Sleazy 19 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 00:50:27 ago (+19/-0)

make her go on a diet

[ - ] 2Drunk 2 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 05:23:50 ago (+2/-0)

Facts are racist.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 1 point 1 yearMay 31, 2024 00:54:11 ago (+1/-0)

lol you are so bad 🤣

[ - ] Sleazy 0 points 1 yearMay 31, 2024 05:47:07 ago (+0/-0)

just trying to be honest