How Do You Keep A Faggot In Suspense? - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

How Do You Keep A Faggot In Suspense?
submitted by TheOriginal1Icemonkey to Jokes 12 monthsMay 19, 2024 16:02:08 ago (+18/-0) (Jokes)

[ - ] BulletStopper 0 points 12 monthsMay 19, 2024 17:56:34 ago (+0/-0)

Put him in a round room and tell him to piss in the corner.

[ - ] DiogenesTheCynic 0 points 12 monthsMay 19, 2024 18:29:58 ago (+0/-0)

Impalement joke?

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 12 monthsMay 19, 2024 16:11:07 ago (+1/-0)

Used to be you'd send them to the Kink Castle armory in San Francisco. Keeping them in suspense was just one of the 'activities' there.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 2 points 12 monthsMay 19, 2024 17:16:34 ago (+2/-0)

I’m afraid to ask how you know this.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 12 monthsMay 19, 2024 17:48:38 ago (+1/-0)

I used reddit up until 2015. And SF is in the region. Had an office at 9th and Judah with around 70 employees in the early 90s.

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 12 monthsMay 19, 2024 18:22:34 ago (+1/-0)

I've been to that armory, also knew a guy who did devops for kink. There was a bar across the street where the "workers" would hang out.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 12 monthsMay 19, 2024 16:33:55 ago (+1/-0)

I dunno, and I don't fuckin care either.

[ - ] Bonanza 1 point 12 monthsMay 19, 2024 17:26:53 ago (+1/-0)

How do you confuse a Faggot?

Purple.

[ - ] pickingrinninspittin 1 point 12 monthsMay 19, 2024 17:36:04 ago (+1/-0)

You've got the joke wrong. Here's the correct wording: How do you keep OP in suspense?

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 12 monthsMay 19, 2024 21:45:53 ago (+1/-0)

🤣 👍

[ - ] Prairie 1 point 12 monthsMay 19, 2024 23:23:56 ago (+1/-0)*

Over 7 HOURS ago and you still haven't posted the punchline.

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 12 monthsMay 19, 2024 16:06:40 ago (+2/-0)

I bet you're just waiting in suspense for the answer...

[ - ] NoSalvation 2 points 12 monthsMay 19, 2024 17:42:43 ago (+2/-0)

Omg lol

[ - ] con77 2 points 12 monthsMay 19, 2024 18:02:49 ago (+2/-0)

between two pick up trucks at medium idle

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey [op] 1 point 12 monthsMay 19, 2024 20:05:40 ago (+1/-0)

With manual transmissions.

Reminds me of The Hitcher.

[ - ] mannerbund 2 points 12 monthsMay 19, 2024 18:57:44 ago (+2/-0)

Lol

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 3 points 12 monthsMay 19, 2024 19:19:18 ago (+3/-0)

Piano wire?

[ - ] oyveyo 5 points 12 monthsMay 19, 2024 17:37:29 ago (+5/-0)

Hang it from a tree.

[ - ] Salacious_Salicylic 10 points 12 monthsMay 19, 2024 16:42:53 ago (+10/-0)

With a rope and lamppost.

[ - ] Nasturtium 10 points 12 monthsMay 19, 2024 16:59:30 ago (+10/-0)

I see what you did there... kek