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[ - ] GlowNiggerDick 9 points 5 monthsMay 16, 2024 08:36:48 ago (+9/-0)

Literally one nigger in Japan over the course of 1000s of years. We wuz samurais.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 5 monthsMay 16, 2024 14:22:00 ago (+0/-0)

Sheeeeeeeeeeit

[ - ] rabidR04CH 7 points 5 monthsMay 16, 2024 07:32:29 ago (+7/-0)

It’s just a matter of time before they insert one in hockey history, and suggest that the entire sport was created by them.

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 8 points 5 monthsMay 16, 2024 09:23:55 ago (+8/-0)

They did IRL. He quickly committed murder on live tv.

[ - ] Belrial 0 points 5 monthsMay 16, 2024 09:56:40 ago (+0/-0)

Please enlighten me. Where, when and whom?

[ - ] TheNoticing 3 points 5 monthsMay 16, 2024 14:26:26 ago (+3/-0)

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 5 monthsMay 16, 2024 14:22:56 ago (+0/-0)

There have been more black hockey players, but the only 2 that come to mind for me are Kyle Okposo and PK Subban.

[ - ] x0x7 5 points 5 monthsMay 16, 2024 08:55:12 ago (+5/-0)*

I honestly wish Japan wouldn't venerate Samurai as much anyway. Even if he somehow did become a Samurai so fucking what. Samurai were under educated morons who killed pesents for entertainment. They didn't have honor. They had an honor system imposed on them by the Shogunate because they knew if these brainless thugs acted the way they really wanted to act toward each other it would throw the various Shogunates into war.

Samuri did not commit Sepuku because they had so much honor that they would prefer suicide over being dishonorable. They committed Sepuku because its cheaper for the Shogunate to lose one of their asshole Samurai than it is to keep him around with his social baggage. And also because if he didn't the Shogunate would also kill his family. It's pretty smart of the Shogunate to value peace infinitely more than some worthless merc, but where in this picture does this make Samurai some gold standard. That some brutal honor system was imposed on you because otherwise you would be out of control does not make you honorable.

Toward the end the Samurai were just glorified policemen. And like many policemen they were just armed thugs that the government didn't mind because they worked for them. That a nigger would become one of these thugs is not a real shock.

[ - ] Belrial 0 points 5 monthsMay 16, 2024 09:55:41 ago (+0/-0)

So essentially like every knight since ever.

[ - ] x0x7 2 points 5 monthsMay 16, 2024 10:35:45 ago (+2/-0)

Basically. One more fun fact about how backwards Japan is because they think Samurai are worth looking up to. They like to sit kneeling with their legs straight and they think it is super high class. But it cuts off your circulation to your legs and can increase the chances of a blood clot. Why?

Because the Shogunate required Samurai to sit that way when they met so that if any of these retard niggers with swords decided they didn't want to take orders any more and tried to kill the Shogunate when he stood up his legs would be too numb to fight.

A control measure used to control violent people is not high class.

[ - ] drstrangergov 3 points 5 monthsMay 16, 2024 08:50:57 ago (+3/-0)

We wuz samurais?

[ - ] yesiknow 2 points 5 monthsMay 16, 2024 07:00:18 ago (+2/-0)

The fanatical obsession to prove non jews are all identical programs they program is their only reason to live. 2000 years of their shit.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 5 monthsMay 16, 2024 17:35:51 ago (+0/-0)

We wuz samurai

No, you were dick washers.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 5 monthsMay 16, 2024 12:30:29 ago (+0/-0)

ahhh sheeeit he taughts all da japs erything dey know muh fuka

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 5 monthsMay 16, 2024 11:08:26 ago (+0/-0)

Desu over