Chinks got a sure cure for constipation - Upgoat

So, does the device always sit in the toilet? How is it powered? Is the speed controllable, like with a dimmer switch? And whatever happened to just ingesting castor oil?

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1 yearMay 14, 2024 09:47:08 ago (+1/-0)

i meant playback on the video. Why are you the only one here asking actual questions. Dimmer switch? fucking a what are you looking to set the mood with this reimagined speculum?

I dont know, i did try looking it up but it seems to be just some viral thing.

i do see a use for it in the kitchen though. like handheld to pry open those bottles just a little so I can get the rest of whatever out. Also multi purpose multi use when kids shove something in a toy and expect you to magically be able to get it out.

[ + ] Anus_Expander

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 18:10:23 ago (+0/-0)

I ax questions bcuz I'm a literal doctor and engineer

[ - ] Fascinus 9 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 15:21:57 ago (+9/-0)

@paul_neri

[ + ] paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 18:02:39 ago (+2/-2)

Thanks for keeping me in mind, Fascinus. Not a lot of people, in fact you're the only one (my wife is totally uninterested - bitch!), are interested in my chronic constipation problem. I now take stool softeners which have helped greatly (Movicol). I often wonder if I'd known about them earlier in the piece whether I could have prevented what was the worst period in my life (pain/mental state). It says something about luck. Four appointments with private doctors and it was a public doctor that put me on the right path with something so simple (available in the supermarket!). I'd read about stool softeners and even suggested to one of my private doctors that it seemed I needed them but ... no advice. I should have taken the initiative and simply got some but I didn't. I rely on professional advice.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 00:07:30 ago (+2/-0)

You are a disgusting disease ridden gross man

[ - ] Fascinus 6 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 15:55:28 ago (+6/-0)

Mirrors:

https://files.catbox.moe/prjvbl.mp4
https://pomf2.lain.la/f/1e81cmfo.mp4
https://cdn.videy.co/UrXE3PLO.mp4
https://qu.ax/PfOJ.mp4

[ - ] Monica 2 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 16:13:24 ago (+2/-0)

@postwallhelena

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 16:15:41 ago (+2/-0)

She gone.

[ + ] Dingo

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 18:23:40 ago (+1/-0)

Gone?

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 18:32:02 ago (+2/-0)

Either officially fucked off, just lurking, or died.

Nobody seems to have heard from her in a few months.

[ + ] VitaminSieg

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 20:09:08 ago (+2/-0)

https://matrix.gvid.tv/c/sociatalcollapse/6i7RWNccV9.png

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 20:10:43 ago (+1/-0)

Guess I never considered jail an option.

[ + ] Dingo

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 18:36:52 ago (+0/-0)

Damn, that's a shame.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 00:10:16 ago (+0/-0)

She was a vegan

[ + ] Dingo

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 11:34:30 ago (+0/-0)

That's also a shame.

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 12:59:55 ago (+0/-0)

I meant that could have been the cause of her death

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 00:10:36 ago (+0/-0)

She dead

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 16:14:30 ago (+3/-0)

I hope that's just demonstration speed...

[ - ] allAheadFull 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 16:44:24 ago (+1/-0)

Who says chinks can't invent things?

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 17:35:10 ago (+3/-0)

Fuuuuuuuck no.

[ - ] paul_neri 4 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 17:54:20 ago (+4/-0)

The stuff of nightmares.

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 18:21:30 ago (+1/-0)

If she sits back an inch, it would make a good home abortion device for niggers.

[ - ] Dingo 2 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 18:22:56 ago (+2/-0)

I'm definitely sitting up straight after watching that demonstration.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 0 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 19:44:35 ago (+0/-0)

THEYVE THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 20:33:38 ago (+1/-0)

FDA & AMA recommended! Safe & Effective

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 21:09:11 ago (+1/-0)

Please don't give only fans whores any ideas.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 22:05:52 ago (+1/-0)*

- Who even needs their asshole stretched out to the point of being able to pass a 2-Liter bottle sized object?

- What the fuck are they eating to begin with?

- Who sterilizes that thing between each use?

- What disease(s) could be spread by this thing from person to person?

[ + ] Ragnar

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 00:09:12 ago (+2/-0)

Their diet is shit

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 10:53:17 ago (+0/-0)

They just need to eat some Taco Bell.

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