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Chinks got a sure cure for constipation

submitted by AugustineOfHippo2 to videos 1 yearMay 13, 2024 14:31:12 ago (+42/-0)     (media.gab.com)

https://media.gab.com/system/media_attachments/files/161/493/207/playable/6291450ea2516661.mp4



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[ - ] ProudRebel 27 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 14:58:45 ago (+27/-0)*

@Anus_Expander

[ - ] Dindu 5 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 18:18:34 ago (+5/-0)

One day I will tell my grandchildren and their friends how you brought this together

[ - ] Anus_Expander 2 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 08:39:24 ago (+2/-0)

Is it bad that I can't stop watching?

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 08:58:40 ago (+0/-0)

if you hit the 3 buttons on the side you can change the playback speed.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 09:28:37 ago (+0/-0)

So, does the device always sit in the toilet? How is it powered? Is the speed controllable, like with a dimmer switch? And whatever happened to just ingesting castor oil?

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1 yearMay 14, 2024 09:47:08 ago (+1/-0)

i meant playback on the video. Why are you the only one here asking actual questions. Dimmer switch? fucking a what are you looking to set the mood with this reimagined speculum?

I dont know, i did try looking it up but it seems to be just some viral thing.

i do see a use for it in the kitchen though. like handheld to pry open those bottles just a little so I can get the rest of whatever out. Also multi purpose multi use when kids shove something in a toy and expect you to magically be able to get it out.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 18:10:23 ago (+0/-0)

I ax questions bcuz I'm a literal doctor and engineer

[ - ] Reawakened 11 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 14:49:04 ago (+11/-0)

Hard pass.

[ - ] Monica 17 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 16:14:03 ago (+17/-0)

That's what it's for!

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 18:04:41 ago (+1/-2)

Please show some sensitivity to those of us who suffer from chronic constipation.It's a hideous problem.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 8 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 20:05:12 ago (+8/-0)

You are a hideous problem.

[ - ] paul_neri -2 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 21:12:19 ago (+1/-3)

Please!Please! Is there any need for this nastiness?
Oh!

[ - ] Clubberlang 5 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 21:10:11 ago (+5/-0)

Take out the gerbils and hamsters and you won't be constipated.

[ - ] paul_neri -1 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 21:11:16 ago (+2/-3)

You are a very rude boy!

[ - ] Fascinus 9 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 15:21:57 ago (+9/-0)

@paul_neri

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 18:02:39 ago (+2/-2)

Thanks for keeping me in mind, Fascinus. Not a lot of people, in fact you're the only one (my wife is totally uninterested - bitch!), are interested in my chronic constipation problem. I now take stool softeners which have helped greatly (Movicol). I often wonder if I'd known about them earlier in the piece whether I could have prevented what was the worst period in my life (pain/mental state). It says something about luck. Four appointments with private doctors and it was a public doctor that put me on the right path with something so simple (available in the supermarket!). I'd read about stool softeners and even suggested to one of my private doctors that it seemed I needed them but ... no advice. I should have taken the initiative and simply got some but I didn't. I rely on professional advice.

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 00:07:30 ago (+2/-0)

You are a disgusting disease ridden gross man

[ - ] paul_neri 4 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 17:54:20 ago (+4/-0)

The stuff of nightmares.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 14:35:59 ago (+4/-0)

I bet all the retards who use bidets and have shitty water drip off their balls would be open to this.

[ - ] BoozyB 3 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 19:28:30 ago (+3/-0)

They would be open, for sure.

[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 14:59:31 ago (+2/-0)

Paper + soapy wipe > bidet

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 20:22:58 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah let's smear feces all over our ass cheeks instead. Plumbing is be wipipo magik.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 21:05:28 ago (+2/-0)

You finish with a wet wipe for the love of god. Didn't we used to argue about this all the time back on old Voat? kek

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 3 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 17:35:10 ago (+3/-0)

Fuuuuuuuck no.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 16:14:30 ago (+3/-0)

I hope that's just demonstration speed...

[ - ] Dingo 2 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 18:22:56 ago (+2/-0)

I'm definitely sitting up straight after watching that demonstration.

[ - ] Monica 2 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 16:13:24 ago (+2/-0)

@postwallhelena

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 16:15:41 ago (+2/-0)

She gone.

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 18:23:40 ago (+1/-0)

Gone?

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 18:32:02 ago (+2/-0)

Either officially fucked off, just lurking, or died.

Nobody seems to have heard from her in a few months.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 2 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 20:09:08 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 20:10:43 ago (+1/-0)

Guess I never considered jail an option.

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 18:36:52 ago (+0/-0)

Damn, that's a shame.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 00:10:16 ago (+0/-0)

She was a vegan

[ - ] Dingo 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 11:34:30 ago (+0/-0)

That's also a shame.

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 12:59:55 ago (+0/-0)

I meant that could have been the cause of her death

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 00:10:36 ago (+0/-0)

She dead

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 22:05:52 ago (+1/-0)*

- Who even needs their asshole stretched out to the point of being able to pass a 2-Liter bottle sized object?

- What the fuck are they eating to begin with?

- Who sterilizes that thing between each use?

- What disease(s) could be spread by this thing from person to person?

[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 00:09:12 ago (+2/-0)

Their diet is shit

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 21:09:11 ago (+1/-0)

Please don't give only fans whores any ideas.

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 20:33:38 ago (+1/-0)

FDA & AMA recommended! Safe & Effective

[ - ] Puller_of_Noses 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 18:21:30 ago (+1/-0)

If she sits back an inch, it would make a good home abortion device for niggers.

[ - ] allAheadFull 1 point 1 yearMay 13, 2024 16:44:24 ago (+1/-0)

Who says chinks can't invent things?

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 1 yearMay 14, 2024 10:53:17 ago (+0/-0)

They just need to eat some Taco Bell.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 0 points 1 yearMay 13, 2024 19:44:35 ago (+0/-0)

THEYVE THOUGHT OF EVERYTHING