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The most crippling product ever made.

submitted by bosunmoon to ShowerThoughts 11 monthsMay 9, 2024 17:08:43 ago (+2/-0)     (www.swissknifeshop.com)

https://www.swissknifeshop.com/products/victorinox-nail-clipper-with-ergonomic-grip

Anyone ever try to open anything but the big blade on a swiss army knife?


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[ - ] Sector2 0 points 11 monthsMay 9, 2024 18:11:19 ago (+0/-0)

A lanyard hole on the end slips onto your keyring to assure these clippers are always at-the-ready.

Tired of wasting those minutes at the doctors office, the bus stop, or for your food to arrive at your favorite restaurant?

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 1 point 11 monthsMay 9, 2024 23:40:35 ago (+1/-0)

I floss on the bus

[ - ] iSnark 1 point 11 monthsMay 9, 2024 17:36:15 ago (+1/-0)

Chuck Norris by himself, could take out half of China with one of those...

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 1 point 11 monthsMay 9, 2024 17:52:41 ago (+1/-0)

Chuck Norris would punch himself if he read that joke.

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 11 monthsMay 9, 2024 18:01:53 ago (+0/-0)

I agree, "The most crippling product ever made", was pretty lame! ;-)

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 9, 2024 18:43:38 ago (+0/-0)

Even Macguyver had some fingernails.

[ - ] iSnark 0 points 11 monthsMay 9, 2024 18:50:12 ago (+0/-0)

He certainly would've used those clippers to make a contraption from his fingernails to diffuse some dastardly mechanism of global destruction...

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 0 points 11 monthsMay 9, 2024 17:31:02 ago (+0/-0)

I have a Swiss army knife my dad sent me in 1983. I've used it consistently for over 40 years and have no trouble opening any of the tools.

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 9, 2024 18:45:26 ago (+0/-0)

Could you successfully fingerbang a woman?

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 0 points 11 monthsMay 9, 2024 19:52:58 ago (+0/-0)

Not with the knife. What are you thinking, psycho?

[ - ] bosunmoon [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 10, 2024 17:07:45 ago (+0/-0)

Not with the knife you chucklehead.
The entire post is about how they're hard to unfold without fingernails, so the new product inhibits you from using the old product effectively.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 0 points 11 monthsMay 10, 2024 17:39:41 ago (+0/-0)

Man, I completely missed that.