florida man dont play - Upgoat

florida man dont play
submitted by con77 to FloridaMan 11 monthsMay 6, 2024 11:35:46 ago (+33/-2) (files.catbox.moe)
https://files.catbox.moe/itk5ss.mp4

cheap shot city slickers

[ - ] registereduser 0 points 11 monthsMay 6, 2024 20:58:40 ago (+0/-0)

Fat fuck beats a bunch of 'dudes' only because of mass.

Not impressed.

It is only a spectacle of how weak most 'guys' are, that they can be so easily defeated.

[ + ] GroundskeeperWillie

[ - ] GroundskeeperWillie 0 points 11 monthsMay 8, 2024 21:06:38 ago (+0/-0)

Kinda disagree that dude took on multiple guys and landed almost every shot.

[ + ] registereduser

[ - ] registereduser 0 points 11 monthsMay 10, 2024 09:27:12 ago (+0/-0)

Exactly. He is landing a lot of punches, but look at the punches. Big, wide, extremely slow punches.

This speaks far more to how weak and defenseless most guys are than to any skill that fat fuck has.

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 11 monthsMay 6, 2024 18:03:14 ago (+0/-0)

OOK OOK OOK AHHH AHHHHHHHHHHH

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 11 monthsMay 6, 2024 16:15:01 ago (+1/-0)

All street losers.

[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 11 monthsMay 6, 2024 16:13:53 ago (+2/-0)*

That bear was wearin' people clothes.

Those haymakers looked like he studied Po's "panda-style" kung fu.

[ - ] GottaGasEmAll 2 points 11 monthsMay 6, 2024 16:02:04 ago (+2/-0)

It annoys me that its impossible for me to ever gain enough weight to even have half that amount of power

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 11 monthsMay 6, 2024 16:10:40 ago (+1/-0)

Stepdad forced me to work as a Mason tender from the age of 14. At 17 I weighed 170 of solid muscle. At 24 I was 200 lbs and did 400 push-ups a day.

[ + ] KangzNSheeit

[ - ] KangzNSheeit 1 point 11 monthsMay 6, 2024 18:08:46 ago (+1/-0)

"Mason" isn't a proper noun, unless your job was to play a guy named "Mason". Learn English, nigger.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 11 monthsMay 6, 2024 23:24:59 ago (+1/-0)

mason is a bricklayer you fucking soy cunt

[ + ] TheNoticing

[ - ] TheNoticing 0 points 11 monthsMay 6, 2024 18:05:24 ago (+0/-0)

Sounds like a terrible person.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 6, 2024 23:25:26 ago (+0/-0)

he sucked

[ + ] dass

[ - ] dass 0 points 11 monthsMay 6, 2024 16:12:08 ago (+0/-0)

That's when you're forced to dance/ slip/ evade and learn to grapple to choke mfers out.

[ - ] yesiknow 1 point 11 monthsMay 6, 2024 14:54:21 ago (+3/-2)

He lost the honor of a good fight when he kicked. Throw him in the river in a bag of rocks.

[ + ] TheBigGuyFromQueens

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 5 points 11 monthsMay 6, 2024 19:43:54 ago (+5/-0)

Fuck that. He was fighting 3 guys and was surrounded by niggers. Take your Queensbury Fighting Rules and shove them up your ass. I was jumped by 3 guys as a bouncer and they got the best of me and then one was trying to gouge my eye out so I bit his finger off.

[ + ] Gowithit

[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 11 monthsMay 6, 2024 19:54:07 ago (+3/-0)

3 girls when I was a kid had me down and by the grace of god I got a leg free and got one of them right square in the eye with my heel. There are no rules when its more than 1 on 1.

anyways guy should've stayed down the first time.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 11 monthsMay 6, 2024 21:07:32 ago (+1/-0)

so I bit his finger off.

Eyyyyyooooo nigga! deyt wuzent uhh uhhh nigga finga gnome seyin?!

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 11 monthsMay 6, 2024 14:01:42 ago (+1/-0)

EEEEEEK! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOK!

[ - ] CoronaHoax 7 points 11 monthsMay 6, 2024 13:57:39 ago (+7/-0)

He mistook that guy for fat instead of having weight

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 6 points 11 monthsMay 6, 2024 13:38:16 ago (+6/-0)

Nothing but haymakers...when you got the room, go for it.

[ - ] iSnark 6 points 11 monthsMay 6, 2024 13:18:20 ago (+6/-0)

Black people have never seen a Chimp Out?

[ - ] letsgetit 15 points 11 monthsMay 6, 2024 12:41:37 ago (+15/-0)

The fuck is this shit? White on white outside bar fight. Niggers filming for worldstar. Get this shit the fuck outta here

[ + ] dass

[ - ] dass 0 points 11 monthsMay 6, 2024 16:09:17 ago (+1/-1)

Con posts plenty of anti-White agi-prop - he's literally functionally retarded.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 1 point 11 monthsMay 6, 2024 16:35:21 ago (+2/-1)

That's it. I'm anti white.
Moron

[ + ] dass

[ - ] dass 0 points 11 monthsMay 6, 2024 17:07:02 ago (+1/-1)

I made a comment about your posting habits - no one is forcing you to post what you do. See again - functionally retarded.

If you claim to be anti-White who are we to disagree.
Retard.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] 0 points 11 monthsMay 6, 2024 23:23:40 ago (+1/-1)

FUK YER MUTHER

[ + ] dass

[ - ] dass -1 points 11 monthsMay 7, 2024 04:17:35 ago (+0/-1)

Lmao, sure ya would.

Go jerk off on your MAGA flag retard.

[ + ] con77

[ - ] con77 [op] -1 points 11 monthsMay 7, 2024 12:43:23 ago (+0/-1)

go suck obamas nigger dick

[ + ] dass

[ - ] dass 0 points 11 monthsMay 7, 2024 16:27:03 ago (+0/-0)

Hurr durr -con is upset again.

Lol, chill man, it aint that serious - Go Take your homo-davidson for a spin, goofy.