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[ - ] HeavyBrain 5 points 1 monthApr 25, 2024 07:45:01 ago (+5/-0)

Those are not ramen, those are goyslob chemicals, if we are honest its not even a food.

I was thinking more of ramen and thinking, in what creative ways did the nigger fuck up so bad that this almost killed him and how can whites use it for their advantage.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 1 monthApr 25, 2024 08:13:37 ago (+2/-0)

Ramen is the salty shit you eat in college. Not anything anyone in Japanland eats at a restaraunt.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 3 points 1 monthApr 25, 2024 07:09:15 ago (+3/-0)

There was a ChubbyEmu video about something similar. Dude lost his job and ate a ton of ramen. It made him sick as hell and he almost died multiple times.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz [op] 3 points 1 monthApr 25, 2024 07:32:58 ago (+3/-0)

amazing that there are people that dont understand that you need to have balanced diet and to eat meat to survive. vegans are as equally foolish on this issue

[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 1 monthApr 25, 2024 08:09:50 ago (+2/-0)

Buddha ate a grain of rice a day though

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz [op] 1 point 1 monthApr 25, 2024 08:30:36 ago (+1/-0)

Buddha ate a grain of rice a day though

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[ - ] Master_Foo 1 point 1 monthApr 25, 2024 18:51:13 ago (+1/-0)

Now he's dead.
Stupid Poo Nigger.

[ - ] localsal 2 points 1 monthApr 25, 2024 08:46:39 ago (+2/-0)

Underlying condition though. He had some form of gluten condition and couldn't digest the ramen, but kept eating it.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz [op] 1 point 1 monthApr 25, 2024 09:04:24 ago (+1/-0)

He had some form of gluten condition and couldn't digest the ramen, but kept eating it.

wait is he stup-oh!

[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 1 monthApr 25, 2024 09:49:22 ago (+1/-0)

It was 99 cents!

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 1 monthApr 25, 2024 12:30:38 ago (+1/-0)

The trick is to at least leave out the "seasoning", bet that would have helped a lot.

[ - ] Markrod420 2 points 1 monthApr 25, 2024 09:05:31 ago (+2/-0)

Sounds like he actually learned though. Clearly above average IQ nigger

[ - ] Localuser 2 points 1 monthApr 25, 2024 09:24:50 ago (+2/-0)

Sure bud, it’s the ramen. Not the steroids

[ - ] CHIRO 2 points 1 monthApr 25, 2024 12:06:47 ago (+2/-0)*

I mean, the guy was also gassed up on a huge cocktail of steroids, and he was eating a shitload. There have been personalities who became known for this in every generation since steroids became widely accessible. It's different in every case, but it's the same general idea. Rich Piana and CT Fletcher both come to mind, both being at opposite ends of a spectrum. Piana was probably running his shit in the most sophisticated way you can imagine. Fletcher was not, and was instead famous for eating like 4,000 calories of McDonalds every day at the height of his training.

The lesson is: if you push your body to extremes, extreme things happen.

The secondary lesson is: if you're going to do it, don't do it like a nigger. Then again, Fletch and Cali Muscle are both alive, while Piana is dead.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 2 points 1 monthApr 25, 2024 14:08:41 ago (+2/-0)

There was another one a decade ago that got scurvy from eating nothing but cheese sandwiches. His doctor made him eat an orange every day. Fuckin scurvy.

[ - ] Master_Foo 2 points 1 monthApr 25, 2024 18:50:00 ago (+2/-0)

lol, dumb Nigger doesn't even know what sodium dioxide is.

[ - ] vol09877 0 points 1 monthApr 25, 2024 08:55:29 ago (+1/-1)

almost? what a shame

[ - ] Merlynn 0 points 4 weeksApr 26, 2024 13:30:35 ago (+0/-0)

I just want some ramen without all the crap in it. What's a good place for it?