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Sons little league game, gets to choose his walk out music. Everyone in his class chose mindless rap, mine picked David Allen Coe - If that aint country

submitted by spaceman000 to whatever 1 weekApr 25, 2024 01:16:54 ago (+30/-1)     (whatever)

We told the tech to start the tune at 1:35. As the line "working like a nigger for my room and board" from Davids lips hit the loudspeakers, at least 50 moms gasped, all pretending to not hear the word nigger for the first time even though it was falling out of the lips from the nigger music their sons chose. It was glorious, and hilarious. My son pitches, we struck out the nigger team and after the first time he went to bat they stopped playing his song, the silence reminded everyone why his song was simply the best.

Reference to the song for anyone who's been living under a rock for the last 35 years-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OhEHB0a7Uyg


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[ - ] CHIRO 5 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 02:38:37 ago (+6/-1)

Great fucking tune. I know they're oldies, but we don't give enough love to outlaw country around here. They were doing some excellent songwriting back then.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1 weekApr 26, 2024 13:54:52 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 4 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 02:24:30 ago (+5/-1)

Fuckin Amen! I'd have loved to experience that.

[ - ] DukeofRaul 4 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 01:20:47 ago (+5/-1)

John lennon said women are the niggers of the earth you know? hahaha

[ - ] NoRefunds 7 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 02:46:07 ago (+7/-0)

Only his ugly gook wife.

And also niggers, obviously

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 01:58:52 ago (+2/-0)

Damn! I just heard this on the FM radio station,yesterday! What luck!!

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 1 point 1 weekApr 25, 2024 07:28:24 ago (+1/-0)

One of the kids on my son's team chose some unknown song, so when it was his turn, his teammates swapped it out for Taylor Swift :-)

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 09:54:52 ago (+1/-1)

One of my favorites!

[ - ] texasblood -3 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 07:11:21 ago (+0/-3)

DAC was some what local in East Texas back in the day.
Dogs and Hogs events around Lufkin were common place and origin of a few of his tunes.
I have 9 songs burnt to CD that have never aired in public,5 were birthed in east Texas.
Over all he was a douche bag drunk with hate on his heart like a spoiled child.

[ - ] MasklessTheGreat -1 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 10:21:13 ago (+1/-2)

You’re not wrong about DAC. I don’t understand the downvotes but then again all of these “based” niggerfaggots don’t like the truth.

[ - ] texasblood -1 points 1 weekApr 25, 2024 11:13:08 ago (+0/-1)

One day the Jew may privilege the view of accusers but for now he still covers for them