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Honda Prologue is the gayest car name of 2024

submitted by Sheitstrom to cars 1 weekApr 24, 2024 00:03:04 ago (+13/-0)     (automobiles.honda.com)

https://automobiles.honda.com/future-cars/prologue

Everything about that car is gay. It should be called the Honda Fagmobile. Because driving it will make you gay.


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[ - ] Sunman_Omega 5 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 01:04:30 ago (+5/-0)

Call it the "Neri." You can't get any gayer than that.

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 04:06:17 ago (+0/-0)

Reported.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 5 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 00:09:06 ago (+5/-0)

maybe Prolapse was more fitting

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 00:17:37 ago (+2/-0)

No maybe about it.

[ - ] paul_neri 1 point 1 weekApr 24, 2024 04:07:09 ago (+1/-0)

Don't stoop to their level!

[ - ] paul_neri 0 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 04:06:34 ago (+0/-0)

Reported.

[ - ] edmundo 2 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 05:26:52 ago (+2/-0)

And it’s not even a Honda. Underneath it’s a Chevy.

[ - ] TheSimulacra 2 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 02:34:58 ago (+2/-0)

I am quite curious to the purpose behind the KIA Soul.

I think they put the bones of Americans in the cars they sell here somehow.

Jewliani filled the streets with the pulverized remains of New Yorkers, so its not that far of a stretch.

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 00:10:21 ago (+2/-0)

Honda is retarded. I can hardly understand how they became so vaunted or ubiquitous. They're idiotically engineered when you work on one. Like, why is that thing upside down, when the thing that failed is in a spot you can't get to in any way without taking everything else apart. Or why is this one silly bearing in charge of the whole transmission when it is a turd and I have to rebuild it at the side of the road with a rock [because I didn't bring a hammer] type thing.

I just fixed my stupid TL/s, and my closest friend KEPT commenting on just how retardedly Honda all of it was. What a day; I would have given up like TWICE, if he hadn't been there to egg me on to keep going. Stupid piece of crap. It's a cool car, with oodles of power, but it is front wheel drive, which pretty much negates that... but I digress.

We used to cobble together Honda motorcycles back in the 80s that he had collected, because he was cooler and more happening than me and had that epic junk collection, but I still digress...

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 6 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 00:18:21 ago (+6/-0)

My honda is the first car I've owned that doesn't break down or have issues all the time.

[ - ] lord_nougat 4 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 00:38:46 ago (+4/-0)

Okay, granted. They do kind of have that.

But this one broke down and I fixed it. And it was nutty.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 2 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 05:43:55 ago (+2/-0)

My dream car would have everything accessible to remove/repair. And it wouldn't have any tracking bullshit in it either. All primary functions would be mechanical, secondary things like audio or windows are fine to be electronic.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 1 weekApr 24, 2024 09:43:46 ago (+1/-0)

They had durable motors for many years. The automated manual transmission is also interesting. I probably wouldn’t buy one built after 2015, but for a long time they were easy to work on.

[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 1 point 1 weekApr 24, 2024 04:30:20 ago (+1/-0)

They're just taunting people who want a new Prelude.

[ - ] DivineLight2 0 points 1 weekApr 24, 2024 07:31:42 ago (+0/-0)

Who's even buying all these overpriced new cars?
The worst is those stupid pavement princess trucks. Put yourself in crippling debt for a tiny 4ft bed you don't use.