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Voyager 1 is sending data back to Earth for the first time in 5 months

submitted by paul_neri to Space 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 23:13:03 ago (+20/-0)     (edition.cnn.com)

https://edition.cnn.com/2024/04/22/world/voyager-1-communication-issue-cause-fix-scn/index.html



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[ - ] Panic 1 point 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 10:45:17 ago (+1/-0)

Voyager 6 was the reason for the frst Star Trek movie. So it all must be true!

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 07:54:13 ago (+1/-0)

Just need 5 times more voats and it'll be like old Voat here.

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 06:32:19 ago (+1/-1)

Ain't happening,only moon landers believe this masonic bullshit

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 02:14:51 ago (+3/-3)

you are a fucking retard if you believe this

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 3 points 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 01:21:07 ago (+5/-2)

Sounds made-up. What data are we getting? Why not send more probes since this one worked so well? Bunch of grifters.

[ - ] the_old_ones 1 point 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 03:01:55 ago (+3/-2)

What data are we getting?

i strongly suspect you couldn't read it even if it was explained to you.

Why not send more probes since this one worked so well?

cost of building and launching a new space probe VS fixing it from the office. also its too far away so it would take literal decades to get to the same point

[ - ] TheYiddler 3 points 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 03:11:39 ago (+3/-0)

Voyager 1 is super slow. A ion engine could catch up to it in about five years. There was a video by Veritaseum about using the sun as a gravitational lens, but the telescope would have to leave the solar system first.

[ - ] the_old_ones 0 points 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 07:49:15 ago (+0/-0)

A ion engine could catch up to it in about five years.

you're probably right, but the flatearthers here will still say some variant of "nuh uh" regardless.

we should have ion engines and mars colonies by this point. but instead some jews say we have to feed all these fucking niggers they imported in.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 01:08:00 ago (+1/-0)

That's excellent, tricky fix

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 01:00:32 ago (+2/-1)

Sure it is

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 5 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 23:49:57 ago (+5/-0)

Earth is fake and gay.

[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 23:24:43 ago (+7/-0)

The aliens are fucking with us.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 6 points 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 00:22:04 ago (+6/-0)

We're going to get an alien dick pic.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 00:45:35 ago (+3/-0)

Don't tease Paul Neri like that!

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 02:58:43 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks bro.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 23:27:26 ago (+2/-0)

I, um, can't speak for you but it's nice to have someone f..king me!

[ - ] Fascinus 19 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 23:48:33 ago (+19/-0)

With his hemorrhoids finally under control, power-bottom Paul is back in business.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 7 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 23:50:59 ago (+7/-0)

Those are speed bumps and they didnโ€™t slow anyone down.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 6 points 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 05:06:57 ago (+6/-0)

Paul is ribbed for his buck niggerโ€™s pleasure.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 00:18:58 ago (+2/-0)

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† Comment of the Month!! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 07:52:27 ago (+1/-0)

day

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 03:04:34 ago (+1/-0)

Not out of the woods yet but getting there, thank god. Worst period of my life without question. Affected my mental well-being. Broke down in a Public Hospital. Couldn't take the unrelenting pain any more. Thankfully there was a female doctor there who prescribed stool softeners. She said I'd be taking them for the rest of my life as I suffered from chronic constipation. She was a public doctor and yet my two private doctors didn't have the bright idea! I am now a fan of the public hospital system.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 6 points 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 05:10:47 ago (+6/-0)

Probably should have been a little kinder to your asshole throughout the years, paul. They arenโ€™t meant for such abuse nor to be treated like a vagina.

[ - ] 4thTurning 0 points 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 03:24:26 ago (+0/-0)

It's a relic built by people smarter than us.

Pay attention.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 03:50:25 ago (+0/-0)

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