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[ - ] lord_nougat 7 points 1 weekApr 22, 2024 23:24:43 ago (+7/-0)

The aliens are fucking with us.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 6 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 00:22:04 ago (+6/-0)

We're going to get an alien dick pic.

[ - ] lord_nougat 3 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 00:45:35 ago (+3/-0)

Don't tease Paul Neri like that!

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 1 weekApr 23, 2024 02:58:43 ago (+1/-0)

Thanks bro.

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 2 points 1 weekApr 22, 2024 23:27:26 ago (+2/-0)

I, um, can't speak for you but it's nice to have someone f..king me!

[ - ] Fascinus 19 points 1 weekApr 22, 2024 23:48:33 ago (+19/-0)

With his hemorrhoids finally under control, power-bottom Paul is back in business.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 7 points 1 weekApr 22, 2024 23:50:59 ago (+7/-0)

Those are speed bumps and they didnโ€™t slow anyone down.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 6 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 05:06:57 ago (+6/-0)

Paul is ribbed for his buck niggerโ€™s pleasure.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 00:18:58 ago (+2/-0)

๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ† Comment of the Month!! ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ†

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 1 weekApr 23, 2024 07:52:27 ago (+1/-0)

day

[ - ] paul_neri [op] 1 point 1 weekApr 23, 2024 03:04:34 ago (+1/-0)

Not out of the woods yet but getting there, thank god. Worst period of my life without question. Affected my mental well-being. Broke down in a Public Hospital. Couldn't take the unrelenting pain any more. Thankfully there was a female doctor there who prescribed stool softeners. She said I'd be taking them for the rest of my life as I suffered from chronic constipation. She was a public doctor and yet my two private doctors didn't have the bright idea! I am now a fan of the public hospital system.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 6 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 05:10:47 ago (+6/-0)

Probably should have been a little kinder to your asshole throughout the years, paul. They arenโ€™t meant for such abuse nor to be treated like a vagina.

[ - ] 4thTurning 0 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 03:24:26 ago (+0/-0)

It's a relic built by people smarter than us.

Pay attention.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 03:50:25 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 5 points 1 weekApr 22, 2024 23:49:57 ago (+5/-0)

Earth is fake and gay.

[ - ] BoraxTheFungarian 3 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 01:21:07 ago (+5/-2)

Sounds made-up. What data are we getting? Why not send more probes since this one worked so well? Bunch of grifters.

[ - ] the_old_ones 1 point 1 weekApr 23, 2024 03:01:55 ago (+3/-2)

What data are we getting?

i strongly suspect you couldn't read it even if it was explained to you.

Why not send more probes since this one worked so well?

cost of building and launching a new space probe VS fixing it from the office. also its too far away so it would take literal decades to get to the same point

[ - ] TheYiddler 3 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 03:11:39 ago (+3/-0)

Voyager 1 is super slow. A ion engine could catch up to it in about five years. There was a video by Veritaseum about using the sun as a gravitational lens, but the telescope would have to leave the solar system first.

[ - ] the_old_ones 0 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 07:49:15 ago (+0/-0)

A ion engine could catch up to it in about five years.

you're probably right, but the flatearthers here will still say some variant of "nuh uh" regardless.

we should have ion engines and mars colonies by this point. but instead some jews say we have to feed all these fucking niggers they imported in.

[ - ] Panic 1 point 1 weekApr 23, 2024 10:45:17 ago (+1/-0)

Voyager 6 was the reason for the frst Star Trek movie. So it all must be true!

[ - ] kammmmak 1 point 1 weekApr 23, 2024 07:54:13 ago (+1/-0)

Just need 5 times more voats and it'll be like old Voat here.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 1 point 1 weekApr 23, 2024 01:08:00 ago (+1/-0)

That's excellent, tricky fix

[ - ] Sleazy 1 point 1 weekApr 23, 2024 01:00:32 ago (+2/-1)

Sure it is

[ - ] texasblood 0 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 06:32:19 ago (+1/-1)

Ain't happening,only moon landers believe this masonic bullshit

[ - ] NoRefunds 0 points 1 weekApr 23, 2024 02:14:51 ago (+3/-3)

you are a fucking retard if you believe this