Anyone who doesn't have a truck isn't even alive - Upgoat

Anyone who doesn't have a truck isn't even alive
submitted by HeyJames to NutziHiveKickers 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 18:49:29 ago (+6/-4) (NutziHiveKickers)

You can't do anything worth doing without a truck.

I have 3 and will get another this year

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 19:28:14 ago (+4/-0)

Sometimes I feel more at home in my truck than I do in my home. Sometimes I just go sit in it to listen to music and drink a few beers in the driveway. Kinda redneck, but I don't give a shit. It's fuckin comfortable.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 20:03:09 ago (+3/-0)

Florida man living his best life.

Wisconsinites drink beer sitting in the bed. No judgement here.

[ + ] Steelerfish

[ - ] Steelerfish 1 point 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 21:04:59 ago (+1/-0)

I used to go out to the Gandy bridge Redneck Riviera back in the good old days when the water there wasn’t full of shit and white trash to pull in the truck backwards, sit on the tailgate with the music blasting, and catch trout and redfish all day while having a few beers.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 22:21:16 ago (+1/-0)

the Gandy bridge Redneck Riviera back in the good old days

👍

Have you been to RNR2 aka Pensacola?

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 03:14:44 ago (+0/-0)

I've been meaning to get out there for a while. My father was stationed there before I was born, heard mostly awesome things.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 weeksApr 24, 2024 00:10:53 ago (+0/-0)

It's awesome out there hardly any nogs and you get to see the sun rise and sunset without leaving your porch.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 03:12:10 ago (+1/-0)

I would do something similar with my last truck, different waterway same fish. Now I live in the swamp. I've never done much fresh water fishing, but there's a bunch of lakes around here I could get away with that.

[ - ] inaminit 3 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 19:53:09 ago (+3/-0)

short beds do NOT count as trucks.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 20:00:25 ago (+2/-0)

I have a modern "truck". A 5.5' bed is FUCKING USELESS. I can fit longer pieces of lumber in my sedan.

[ + ] clymer

[ - ] clymer 2 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 21:04:18 ago (+2/-0)

I dunno, bro. I have a tacoma with double cab, short bed. Have the trac racks on it with extended support over the cab. I have built three houses with it, carry 24' pick and alumapole staging on the racks, tow a Kubota B7510 with backhoe on it on a 18' big tex dual axle trailer ..nothing really I can't do with my tacoma. Fucking thing has 207K miles on it now, starting to nickel and dime me some, but still runs like a top

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 22:19:19 ago (+2/-0)

I thought you were gonna end it with ass.

Disappointed.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 22:18:47 ago (+0/-0)

What about short buses?

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 2 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 19:38:45 ago (+2/-0)

Mine is an F350 4x4 Superduty diesel...at one time my other trucks were Kenworth and Peterbilt

[ - ] bosunmoon 2 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 19:29:24 ago (+2/-0)

My truck has a truck because i'm not gay. Truck.

[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 19:31:22 ago (+1/-0)

I bet your truck's truck is only rear wheel drive.

[ + ] bobdole9

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 19:58:49 ago (+3/-0)

Mine is. Family farm truck geared to haul Clydesdales.

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 19:21:46 ago (+2/-0)

I’ve always had a truck and usually two at a time. One work truck, one personal. I haven’t owned a car since 1995 and that was short lived.
Also, a truck isn’t worth a shit without a lumber rack. Even if you don’t haul lumber, it’s something to tie a dresser off to or some such thing. I’ve had my new truck since September and still haven’t had anything on its $1200 lumber rack.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 22:23:04 ago (+1/-0)

I had a 2005 Toyota Hilix when I lived overseas for a stint.

Can't kill those bitches.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 23:36:19 ago (+0/-0)

Can you mount the GAU-8 Avenger to the the bed and use it to stop the border invasion? Yes, yes you can!

[ - ] purityspiral 1 point 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 21:25:53 ago (+1/-0)*

Dude I will pack a 3 bedroom house into my nissan.

You dont know me.

I stay packed. I'm a realist.
It might take 7 trips, but the new dawn awaits.

San Diego to Laughlin,NV
Ford Taurus with bald tires
9 trips
The hours drip away. Some people hire movers. must be fuckin nice.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 22:23:55 ago (+0/-0)

I stay packed...

Yea ya do.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 20:57:44 ago (+1/-0)

They outlawed all the small utility pickups I like. For truck stuff I use a trailer.

[ + ] frankenham

[ - ] frankenham 0 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 21:51:28 ago (+0/-0)

I've got an old 90's toyota pickup base model. Thing hasn't done nothing but start and drive for the last 7 years of owning it.

[ + ] Master_Foo

[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 21:56:52 ago (+0/-0)

The new $13,000 Toyota Hilux Champ looks pretty sweet, and Americans can't get it, because fuck us, that's why.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 22:24:50 ago (+0/-0)

The Ford Ranger and no truck to sneeze at!

[ - ] CasualObserver 1 point 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 20:24:37 ago (+1/-0)

if it is not a dually it is gay.

[ + ] deleted

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 22:08:48 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] GuyWhite 1 point 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 19:37:26 ago (+1/-0)

I’m on my third Powerstroke.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 22:25:31 ago (+2/-0)

That's what she said.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 17:41:41 ago (+0/-0)

Minivans are better, fite me IRL faggits

[ - ] o0shad0o 0 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 22:08:13 ago (+0/-0)

On a related note - who in their right mind buys an RV? They're expensive as fuck, and everyone lets it sit for a year or two before their next trip and the engine is ruined.

Buy a pickup and a travel trailer instead, it's the same price if not cheaper, and you get so much more use out of the truck by itself. And the truck serves as your drive-around while your trailer is parked at the camp site.

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 22:26:38 ago (+0/-0)

Buy a pickup and a travel trailer instead...

Been knockin this idea around like a red headed stepchillunz.

[ - ] frankenham 0 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 21:59:22 ago (+0/-0)

92 toyota pickup
01 ford ranger
and an 08 f150

The toyota just works, never done nothing but start and drive the last 7 years of owning it. Bought the Ranger but that thing sucks gas like a whore.. love the truck but the mpg to power ratio isn't good. So I bought the F150 since it gets just about damn near the same MPG as the Ranger pulling my landscape trailer. Never thought I'd own a full size pickup but now that I do I love it.. didn't think I'd ever own an automatic again either but it was all that I could find and honestly probably better off for some of the stuff I do with a trailer attached.

Also have 2 dual sports to boot. The 50mpg+ of the bikes offsets the ~15mpg of the picksup

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 22:28:34 ago (+0/-0)

86 S10 bulletproof
05 Toyota Hilux bulletproof
07 Ford Ranger still hasn't died thing only has 100k when I bought it.

[ - ] 2plus2equals5 0 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 20:51:03 ago (+0/-0)

When I was young, I had Gene Autry guns But I never had a Lionel train

[ - ] Crackinjokes 0 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 20:45:20 ago (+0/-0)

I would say have a truck and a convertible.

Both are essential for truly living.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 19:20:17 ago (+0/-0)

I bet they're all Cybertrucks.

[ + ] HeyJames

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 19:24:22 ago (+0/-0)

Nope two HD diesels and one f150

[ + ] VitaminSieg

[ - ] VitaminSieg 1 point 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 19:26:57 ago (+1/-0)

By 'truck' do you mean pick-up or just body-on-frame?

[ + ] HeyJames

[ - ] HeyJames [op] 0 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 20:15:02 ago (+0/-0)

Have no idea what you're talking about. They make unibody trucks?

[ + ] VitaminSieg

[ - ] VitaminSieg 0 points 3 weeksApr 23, 2024 23:31:28 ago (+0/-0)

They do. But also, I've got a TBSS which is body-on-frame, so technically a truck, but really the only thing it hauls is ass. (It can tow 6,000lbs, but you don't get one for the towing capacity.)

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 19:27:23 ago (+1/-0)

Two F-150s here. A 2002 and. 2003.

[ - ] ModernGuilt -1 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 21:40:54 ago (+1/-2)

Pickup trucks are the most worthless vehicles on the planet. Any proper tradesman i know has a cargo van or suv.

Pickups are for plowing snow or guys who plow each other up the ass

[ + ] Clubberlang

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 22:29:49 ago (+0/-0)

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Anyone who doesn't have a truck isn't even alive submitted by HeyJames to NutziHiveKickers 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 18:49:29 ago (+6/-4) (NutziHiveKickers)

Anyone who doesn't have a truck isn't even alive
submitted by HeyJames to NutziHiveKickers 3 weeksApr 22, 2024 18:49:29 ago (+6/-4) (NutziHiveKickers)