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[ - ] lord_nougat 1 point 4 weeksApr 21, 2024 13:12:46 ago (+1/-0)

I need the version that helps me HATE everyone.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 4 weeksApr 21, 2024 13:17:07 ago (+1/-0)

Start with this list. If you dont hate them by the end it might be love.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 1 monthApr 19, 2024 23:20:55 ago (+2/-0)*

Always stare directly at people for at least four minutes, especially if you are trapped in an enclosed, or dark area. It's really endearing.

Supplemental questions

4. What would constitute a “perfect” rape for you?

5. When did you last talk to yourself? To someone else?

6. How do you want to die?

It's best to do this while dressed as a clown

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 2 points 1 monthApr 20, 2024 00:03:20 ago (+2/-0)

Guaranteed to get results.

[ - ] xmasskull 2 points 1 monthApr 19, 2024 20:58:21 ago (+2/-0)

36? What? I don't want to ask more than two.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 2 points 1 monthApr 19, 2024 21:21:23 ago (+2/-0)

I had 3 (married now):
Body count?
Level of debt?
Number of tattoos?

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 monthApr 19, 2024 22:13:27 ago (+0/-0)

mines way shorter.

is this your house?

done

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 1 point 1 monthApr 20, 2024 08:11:43 ago (+1/-0)

hopefully it was a nice house ;) but either way, i'm sure you made it better.

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 20, 2024 00:05:09 ago (+0/-0)

1. Will you love me long time?
2. ?

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1 monthApr 19, 2024 22:12:02 ago (+1/-0)

if they answer 34 with anything other than nothing they are an idiot.

someone is going to try pulling this 36 questions on a first date and its going to be glorious. man I wish I could be there for that shit show.

[ - ] Sector2 [op] 0 points 1 monthApr 19, 2024 22:46:03 ago (+0/-0)

The key word in #34 is 'safely'. It's essentially trying elicit what you value. Is it something of monetary value, or, for example, something your daughter made for you?

Try this with your husband. If you haven't maintained direct eye contact with someone for multiple minutes, it gets intense. Do the questions first, then the eye contact. Report back.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 monthApr 19, 2024 21:44:52 ago (+1/-0)

19. If you knew that in one year you would die suddenly, would you change anything about the way you are now living? Why

There's gotta be a lot of people asking this question to themselves.