See this is why everytime I see cats I’ll grab them. And I’ll saw their heads of their little twitchy bodies. Omfg. Everytime I start reminiscing it’s like a drug. I will legalize cat slaughter. I will make it recreational. I will. This I promise.
I wish. I wish I was. I wish Satan was real and I was talking to him every night. Imagine serving a higher purpose like that. Glorious. Just soaking in the pain and hatred you’re spreading through the world. Like a drug pulsing through your bloodstream. I bet the high is unbelievable.
TIL squirrels are ride or die. I've had a couple squirrel friends over the years, most notable was Bob. He used to sit on my knee and eat my nuts. His favorite were pecans. I've never seen any kind of heroics like that though.
The squirrels here are alright. There's walnut trees and people feed them those dried corncob things. They don't mess with my shit so I leave them be. The dog on the other hand, will chase them around. Though he doesn't really run very fast, he just gets them up a tree and stares at them wagging his tail and hopping up and down.
If he'd been working at his job out in the barn eating mice and rats, he wouldn't be hungry, now would he?
What goes around comes around. Saw a squirrel sitting out in the middle of the farm road here just munching away on a snake that had been run over by a car.
You know, @bulletstopper, you actually have a point there...Im going to draft up a recommendation that from this point on any snake found to be derelict in it's jurisdictional duties, will be immediately transferred to a Pentecostal Church and condemned to a life of fondling by overzealous "handlers".
Yes and cat meat can be sold to the Chinese for a large mark up. Cats are everywhere. Do the American thing, otherwise you’re a goddamn commie and I’ll cut your head off. Commie cunt bastard fuck you. You support 9/11 fuck you
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Snake ass biiaatch!
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A squirrel has more compassion and empathy than Jews and blacks.
They would have just said "awe sheet!"
Or had Ben Shapiro motor mouth some pablum about how it deserved because it made its choice by not accepting Jewish supremacy.
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If he'd been working at his job out in the barn eating mice and rats, he wouldn't be hungry, now would he?
What goes around comes around. Saw a squirrel sitting out in the middle of the farm road here just munching away on a snake that had been run over by a car.
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It's not like they ever had any real faith anyway.
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