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I'm in line at Publix and a stereotypical NY Jew was bitching at the cashier because his gallon jug of cheap wine rang up 10¢ more than he thought it should have.
I tossed a quarter down the stainless steel and told him to keep the change.
He literally sniffed and said "it's da principle of da matta".
HE TOOK THE QUARTER!