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This never gets old

submitted by Centaurus to Mildlyinteresting 1 monthApr 15, 2024 17:20:00 ago (+31/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/nsnkpn.mp4



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[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 7 points 1 monthApr 15, 2024 17:35:19 ago (+7/-0)

Not all heroes wear capes, though it would go good with that crown.

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 1 monthApr 15, 2024 18:08:12 ago (+3/-0)

Sorry to disappoint, but as the story goes, he was returning from an 'oil exploration' trip. Hopefully false, but heroes aren't what they used to be.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 1 monthApr 15, 2024 19:29:23 ago (+2/-0)

How is that supposed to disappoint me?

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 1 monthApr 15, 2024 19:46:10 ago (+3/-0)

The 'oil exploration' in question is reportedly intercourse with at least one nigger bitch. Could tarnish his crown for some.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 1 monthApr 15, 2024 20:22:20 ago (+2/-0)

Didn't know that. If that is the case then he is a bit retarded.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 3 points 1 monthApr 15, 2024 21:00:38 ago (+3/-0)

He got stranded in Jamaica after being scammed trying to drill oil. He had no money. The US embassy finally gets him a flight and this video shows what happened on it. Gets kicked off. Stranded again. No money for plane ticket. Embassy gets him another ticket and that's where the 2nd video of him comes from. Got kicked off again and stranded. No one knows what happened to him since. Probably still in Jamaica sleeping on the beach. @Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 4 points 1 monthApr 15, 2024 21:18:02 ago (+4/-0)

Sleeping on the beach and unaware he's so internet famous he could easily do a go fund me.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 1 monthApr 15, 2024 21:30:11 ago (+2/-0)

He's probably raking in those meme dividends and youtube profits.

[ - ] GreatSatan 1 point 1 monthApr 16, 2024 04:17:30 ago (+1/-0)

Nah, colonizing other races women is based

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 1 monthApr 15, 2024 18:58:38 ago (+4/-0)

A statue should be erected in his honor.

[ - ] TheNoticing 4 points 1 monthApr 15, 2024 19:34:13 ago (+4/-0)

That crown was well earned.

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 1 monthApr 15, 2024 20:10:19 ago (+1/-0)

Actually it does,he fucked himself.
Self control left the building and he is still in jail I believe?

[ - ] TomMacdonald 0 points 1 monthApr 17, 2024 21:18:33 ago (+0/-0)

All he had to do what shut the fuck up. I dont understand some people

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 1 monthApr 15, 2024 20:30:19 ago (+2/-0)

I wonder what his VOAT id was...

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1 monthApr 16, 2024 00:02:42 ago (+1/-0)

We should be funding a tv show with this guy as the star.