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This never gets old

submitted by Centaurus to Mildlyinteresting 3 weeksApr 15, 2024 17:20:00 ago (+31/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/nsnkpn.mp4



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[ - ] Thyhorrorcosmic103 7 points 3 weeksApr 15, 2024 17:35:19 ago (+7/-0)

Not all heroes wear capes, though it would go good with that crown.

[ - ] TheNoticing 4 points 3 weeksApr 15, 2024 19:34:13 ago (+4/-0)

That crown was well earned.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 3 weeksApr 15, 2024 18:58:38 ago (+4/-0)

A statue should be erected in his honor.

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 3 weeksApr 15, 2024 18:08:12 ago (+3/-0)

Sorry to disappoint, but as the story goes, he was returning from an 'oil exploration' trip. Hopefully false, but heroes aren't what they used to be.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 3 weeksApr 15, 2024 19:29:23 ago (+2/-0)

How is that supposed to disappoint me?

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 3 weeksApr 15, 2024 19:46:10 ago (+3/-0)

The 'oil exploration' in question is reportedly intercourse with at least one nigger bitch. Could tarnish his crown for some.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 3 weeksApr 15, 2024 20:22:20 ago (+2/-0)

Didn't know that. If that is the case then he is a bit retarded.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 3 points 3 weeksApr 15, 2024 21:00:38 ago (+3/-0)

He got stranded in Jamaica after being scammed trying to drill oil. He had no money. The US embassy finally gets him a flight and this video shows what happened on it. Gets kicked off. Stranded again. No money for plane ticket. Embassy gets him another ticket and that's where the 2nd video of him comes from. Got kicked off again and stranded. No one knows what happened to him since. Probably still in Jamaica sleeping on the beach. @Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 4 points 3 weeksApr 15, 2024 21:18:02 ago (+4/-0)

Sleeping on the beach and unaware he's so internet famous he could easily do a go fund me.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 2 points 3 weeksApr 15, 2024 21:30:11 ago (+2/-0)

He's probably raking in those meme dividends and youtube profits.

[ - ] GreatSatan 1 point 3 weeksApr 16, 2024 04:17:30 ago (+1/-0)

Nah, colonizing other races women is based

[ - ] iSnark 2 points 3 weeksApr 15, 2024 20:30:19 ago (+2/-0)

I wonder what his VOAT id was...

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 3 weeksApr 16, 2024 00:02:42 ago (+1/-0)

We should be funding a tv show with this guy as the star.

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 3 weeksApr 15, 2024 20:10:19 ago (+1/-0)

Actually it does,he fucked himself.
Self control left the building and he is still in jail I believe?

[ - ] TomMacdonald 0 points 2 weeksApr 17, 2024 21:18:33 ago (+0/-0)

All he had to do what shut the fuck up. I dont understand some people