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Florida Man

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to FloridaMan 1.2 yearsApr 15, 2024 05:38:42 ago (+35/-1)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] ButtToucha9000 1 point 1.2 yearsApr 15, 2024 14:32:35 ago (+1/-0)

https://myfox8.com/news/man-with-florida-tattoo-on-forehead-arrested-for-misuse-of-911-marijuana-possession/


Hes from New Port Richie so this is mild. Yall don't know shit bout the bay.

[ - ] Steelerfish 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 15, 2024 20:16:47 ago (+0/-0)

Pasco County is the Meth Capital of Florida.

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 15, 2024 23:32:02 ago (+0/-0)

I thought Florida was the meth capital of Florida.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 16, 2024 06:02:36 ago (+0/-0)

You mispelled FUN capital

[ - ] Endo_Aryan 1 point 1.2 yearsApr 15, 2024 12:23:58 ago (+1/-0)

He said "bitch, I'm LOCAL"

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 1.2 yearsApr 15, 2024 10:19:53 ago (+2/-0)

Why are Florida men like this?

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 2 points 1.2 yearsApr 15, 2024 11:41:13 ago (+2/-0)

It can get pretty hot a miserable down here. Big state. Lots of opportunity for fuckery.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 15, 2024 10:24:33 ago (+0/-0)

Might be the water. Spliced in alligator DNA? Who knows?

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.1 yearsMay 6, 2024 11:38:18 ago (+0/-0)

95% of them are yankee transplants fleeing warrants up north. they listen to a Jimmy Buffet song and think 'florida yeah'.

[ - ] shitface9000 1 point 1.2 yearsApr 15, 2024 09:40:42 ago (+1/-0)

Plot twist: it’s a birth mark

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1.2 yearsApr 15, 2024 09:01:38 ago (+3/-0)

How drunk do you have to be to get a tattoo of a dick on your face?

[ - ] Peleg 4 points 1.2 yearsApr 15, 2024 08:35:04 ago (+4/-0)

Mom spit could take it off.

[ - ] x0x7 1 point 1.2 yearsApr 15, 2024 23:30:10 ago (+1/-0)

If she saw that she would elbow grease into it until the skin comes off.

[ - ] con77 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 15, 2024 08:05:45 ago (+1/-1)

$5 says it's a masshole transplant

[ - ] yesiknow 4 points 1.2 yearsApr 15, 2024 05:56:40 ago (+4/-0)

Just a common product of the public school system

[ - ] x0x7 0 points 1.2 yearsApr 15, 2024 23:28:23 ago (+0/-0)

We really ought to outlaw that thing. Homeschooling is proven to be more effective. The only reason we don't do that is they fear some will gain too much of an advantage over others depending on if they have good parents or bad parents. But we want those with poor nurturing sense to have a disadvantage. It's a selling point because it clears out the gene pool of the selfish, and dis-empathetic, and addicted, and unintelligent, within a few generations.

I only support the upper half of the white race anyway. Do you want to know how to clear out the white trash and get whites back into shape to compete. Stop trying to lift up the children of people too backwards to bother to educate their own children.