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how the hell do I make a Baskin robbins smoothie at home? i can never get it to taste the same

submitted by anon to askanon 1 yearApr 12, 2024 00:00:49 ago (+4/-2)     (news.baskinrobbins.com)

https://news.baskinrobbins.com/blog/what-is-a-smoothie

Same for other fast food places


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[ - ] anon 2736499 0 points 1 yearApr 12, 2024 13:10:10 ago (+0/-0)

Have you tried adding cocaine?

[ - ] Whatthefuck 1 point 1 yearApr 12, 2024 11:32:12 ago (+1/-0)

It's because they aren't selling you food, and at home you are trying to make them from food.

Try making them from pure unadulterated high fructose corn syrup and a full bag of industrial preservatives. Or maybe learn to enjoy actual food. Your call.

[ - ] anon 2019133 1 point 1 yearApr 12, 2024 13:03:50 ago (+1/-0)

maybe learn to enjoy actual food.

Very true. Homemade is vastly different from store bought. You cant go back to processed once you start because everything tastes like shit. What you think tastes good is the convenience of it.

[ - ] anon 2130423 4 points 1 yearApr 12, 2024 10:54:05 ago (+4/-0)

You need to add some monosodiom glutamate, high fructose corn syrup, and a dash of Monsanto bug killer spray!
You'll love it.

[ - ] Spaceman84 2 points 1 yearApr 12, 2024 10:44:54 ago (+3/-1)

Stop using semen in it

[ - ] anon 3453405 1 point 1 yearApr 12, 2024 08:08:06 ago (+1/-0)

Fructose poison.
Make your own simple syrup and build from there.
Your type of blender does make a difference.

[ - ] anon 1089344 1 point 1 yearApr 12, 2024 07:59:21 ago (+1/-0)

I read that and see ☠️☠️☠️☠️💀💀💀💀

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 5 points 1 yearApr 12, 2024 01:25:15 ago (+5/-0)

Take the fruit you want
Freeze it in chunks.
Take Applesauce and refrigerate it.

Put a cup of ice in blender. Put a cup of brown sugar in blender. Put a cup of Applesauce in blender. Fill with fruit. Add a little yogurt or heavy cream if desired for creamy consistency. Blend. Makes 2 16 oz smoothies. Will be 1500 calories of sugar. Stop eating this shit. It isn't "healthy".

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 0 points 1 yearApr 12, 2024 02:26:42 ago (+0/-0)

I was shocked at the cup of brown sugar, but then I made it to the end. Well played sire

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 1 point 1 yearApr 12, 2024 09:39:05 ago (+1/-0)

I wasn't making it up. It's not a joke. That is how they are made.i am probably lowballing the sugar. There is thirteen hundred calories in a tropical smoothie.

[ - ] anon 2736499 0 points 1 yearApr 12, 2024 13:09:37 ago (+0/-0)

It isn't "healthy".

Neither is heroin, but a man has to choose his own vices.

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 1 point 1 yearApr 12, 2024 13:53:22 ago (+1/-0)

Thats the retardedest jewfuck gorilla nigger shit I've ever heard.

Vices aren't REQUIRED.

[ - ] anon 2736499 0 points 1 yearApr 12, 2024 13:54:31 ago (+0/-0)

What part of the word "choose" do you feel you are having the most trouble understanding, porkchop?

[ - ] ButtToucha9000 1 point 1 yearApr 12, 2024 14:44:37 ago (+1/-0)

Don't try to pilpul your way around your retarded gorilla niggermind statement.

[ - ] anon 2736499 0 points 1 yearApr 12, 2024 14:47:38 ago (+0/-0)

Stupidity and arrogance in one nea package. How very efficient of you. Thank you for self-identifying as an idiot. It saves time.

Bye bye, porkchop. I have no more time to waste on you.

[ - ] anon 2103137 1 point 1 yearApr 12, 2024 17:20:05 ago (+1/-0)

Do they give you a free fedora when your neckbeard gets that long?

[ - ] anon 7075701 2 points 1 yearApr 12, 2024 00:04:51 ago (+3/-1)

soylent green is the secret ingredient

[ - ] anon 3713015 2 points 1 yearApr 12, 2024 00:04:08 ago (+2/-0)

They probably put a pound of sugar

[ - ] anon 1899056 [op] 0 points 1 yearApr 12, 2024 00:20:13 ago (+0/-0)

No but I found this, a puree they use to make the smoothies seen at the start of the video https://www.tiktok.com/@manda.panda89/video/7228271384386948395