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Portal of Depravity and Despair

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Jews 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 06:24:58 ago (+40/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/af992b.mp4



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[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 08:14:40 ago (+5/-0)

Almost confident I would need bacon gloves to travel around NYC.

I refuse to use your goy doors...enjoy your unpure doorhandles.

[ - ] WNwoman 4 points 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 09:19:41 ago (+4/-0)

Imagine the audacity and arrogance they possess to believe they can cheat their own God…

[ - ] TheSimulacra -3 points 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 14:55:39 ago (+0/-3)

If your god was a serpent that made up a bunch of stupid fucking rules, you would cheat as well.
You are no different.

[ - ] dass 0 points 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 16:49:06 ago (+0/-0)

Depends if i 'believed' or not - i think we know the answer to that about le joos

[ - ] GetFuckedCunt 0 points 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 17:35:03 ago (+0/-0)

They believe it and why wouldnt they when their religious text states that they will rule over all nations, which they do. They sold White man on a fake religion with a fake jew god.

[ - ] Althea 2 points 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 08:04:11 ago (+2/-0)

When my baby was in the NICU the hospital had a shabbos elevator that would constantly go from floor to floor without the buttons being pushed. I didn't realize and was very confused when it kept stopping at each floor with nobody getting on.

[ - ] fritz_maurentod 3 points 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 09:06:32 ago (+3/-0)

Jews are so disgusting that they are constantly cheating even their own god.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 10:23:06 ago (+1/-0)

Those poor chickens...

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 1 point 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 08:16:27 ago (+1/-0)

I discussed this in another thread.

[ - ] Rebooted 1 point 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 09:41:54 ago (+1/-0)

Want to mess with them? Place a tiny hidden led light on the door that triggers when you open it.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 1 point 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 10:25:29 ago (+1/-0)

Or just jam the door into the frame with a folded up piece of paper.

[ - ] JudyStroyer 3 points 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 11:15:13 ago (+3/-0)

Or just place the jew into a woodchipper

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 22:31:47 ago (+0/-0)

The real answer.

But the fallout from cutting the string would be more fun to watch.

[ - ] canbot 1 point 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 08:23:56 ago (+1/-0)

It didn't open for you because you are a goy.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 22:32:28 ago (+0/-0)

I'd just ask them which crack in the door I need to pray into to get it to open.

[ - ] canbot 0 points 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 22:39:28 ago (+0/-0)

The butt crack. Jews love anal.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 22:30:25 ago (+0/-0)

Just cut the string already.

They'll forget about the earthquake because the shrieking of kvetch will be glorious.

[ - ] hylo 0 points 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 22:19:52 ago (+0/-0)

Fuck, I had to look this shit up and now I hate how I know why they have this.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 0 points 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 11:41:46 ago (+0/-0)

You have got to be kidding.