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In the USA war with Spain that gave us Texas and the southwest we actually conquered far into current Mexico but WE DIDNT WANT IT!.

submitted by Crackinjokes to History 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 06:47:02 ago (+9/-2)     (History)

True.


Okay okay it was the war with mexico!

But in my defense they all look alike.


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[ - ] SumerBreeze 4 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 07:44:10 ago (+4/-0)

Baja California would have been a shopping mall with piers every 20 miles.

Lazy Mexicans.

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 2 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 10:07:27 ago (+2/-0)

I have always considered how this was handled one of the greatest mistakes the US made. The US should have annexed all the way down Mexico's southern border and kicked the Mexican government to the curb. The second major fuckup was not making Cuba a state.

Side note, a lot of people don't realize the War of 1812 was an attempt to conquer Canada but the USA doesn't "conquer" so that was sanitized for the history books.

[ - ] taoV 1 point 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 13:00:24 ago (+1/-0)

Completing the ethnic settlement of the territory we did take would have worked too. Every time a people half-asses it, it comes back to bite them like it is now.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 15:29:39 ago (+1/-0)

Yup. You cannot half-ass a war, or you lose. See: the American civil war.

Same goes for concurring and area. See: the English empire.

[ - ] Tallest_Skil 2 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 07:17:31 ago (+2/-0)

war with Spain

War with Mexico.

didn’t want it

100% false. Congress and the President voted to annex everything north of a line drawn east to west from Tampico. The guy sent to negotiate the treaty, Nicolas Trist, was a traitor and literally a SJW who illegally negotiated for less just to spite white people.

[ - ] CasualObserver 3 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 09:07:45 ago (+3/-0)

How dare you question the venerable Professor Crackinjokes, good sir.

[ - ] NuckFiggers 1 point 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 12:37:36 ago (+1/-0)

We rolled all the way past Mexico City and in a gesture of goodwill we gave them back their country. Look where it got us.

White people legitimately parent all other races. It's really sad.

[ - ] ruck_feddit 1 point 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 12:18:34 ago (+1/-0)

No no, we took Mexico. It's a great story if you tell it right.

Europe had their $$$ on Mexico. It had a European-trained army compared to what we were doing. While fighting our army, our navy sailed past to an undefended Mexico. Europe shit it's pants like dems the night trump won. It was cool enough to put in a song.

You should hear me tell it in full to history 101 level college kids.

[ - ] MartinTimothy 1 point 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 08:46:19 ago (+1/-0)*

Now correct me if I am wrong .. the 1846 US / Mexico War, officially launched in response to perceived Mexican unwillingness to recognize Texas' independence, and the alleged Texan desire to be part of the US was in fact a US "land grab."

The 1848 Treaty of Guadalupe Hidalgo signed on February 2, 1848, ended the war between the United States and Mexico. By its terms, Mexico ceded 55 percent of its territory, including the present-day states California, Nevada, Utah, New Mexico, most of Arizona and Colorado, and parts of Oklahoma, Kansas, and Wyoming. Mexico also relinquished all claims to Texas, and recognized the Rio Grande as the southern boundary with the United States. Britannica.

While the 1898 US / Spain War launched in the aftermath of the False Flag 1898 USS Maine incident in Havana Harbor, whereby under the slogan "Remember the Maine" the US obtained dominion over the Philippines, there after to inflict unimaginable horrors on the host population. And annexed Hawaii, Cuba, Guam & Puerto Rico - which was itself the template for the FF alleged Japanese attack on Pearl Harbor - were two different things. No Japanese Planes at Pearl Harbor, December 7, 1941.

[ - ] Crackinjokes [op] 0 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 11:21:01 ago (+0/-0)

You are right. It was a war with Mexico

[ - ] con77 1 point 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 08:20:16 ago (+1/-0)

Of course not. It has Mexicans

[ - ] purityspiral 0 points 4 weeksApr 4, 2024 08:52:57 ago (+0/-0)

The best thing about growing up in Texas, was instead of social studies, we had TEXAS HISTORY.
By the time you were done with 6th grade, you knew Santa Ana was the devil.

100% serious, people today would freak out about what they taught us about them.
That's how I know it's true.

[ - ] BushChuck 0 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 11:09:12 ago (+1/-1)

Canada took USA territory all the way to New Orleans, in the War of 1812.

We gave it all back, but left you the cajuns.

[ - ] Crackinjokes [op] 1 point 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 11:19:49 ago (+1/-0)

Also true

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 1 point 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 11:46:11 ago (+1/-0)

Canada didn't exist in 1812.

[ - ] BushChuck 0 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 11:47:24 ago (+0/-0)

You're kinda retarded, eh?

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 0 points 4 weeksApr 4, 2024 04:11:56 ago (+0/-0)

Canada didn't become a country until after the War of Northern Aggression, before that they were British.

[ - ] BushChuck 0 points 4 weeksApr 4, 2024 10:58:40 ago (+0/-0)

lol. It's been Called Canada since 1535, buddy.

First official use was 1791. See; Upper Canada, Lower Canada.

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 0 points 4 weeksApr 4, 2024 04:13:51 ago (+0/-0)

Here's a cute song/video that may help you.

https://youtu.be/OWkOeK5AmI8

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 14:07:29 ago (+1/-1)

Lmfao you are a Canadian? Explains the hard cucking

[ - ] BushChuck 0 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 14:44:45 ago (+0/-0)

lol, "ragnar".

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 18:20:04 ago (+1/-1)

Lol cuckadian faggot of course you married a bug

[ - ] BushChuck -1 points 4 weeksApr 4, 2024 11:00:19 ago (+0/-1)

Cool story, "ragnar".

you're one of these womanless, childless incel faggots, aren't you?

Have to live in a pussy warm climate, too. lol, "ragnar".

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 10:32:32 ago (+1/-1)

You are projecting so hard, the projector shattered.
Fucking cuck faggot thinks it’s a win to marry a pan faced bug

[ - ] BushChuck -1 points 3 weeksApr 5, 2024 15:27:29 ago (+0/-1)

lol, that's a yes to incel "ragnar".

kek, faggot.

[ - ] Ragnar -1 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 14:01:35 ago (+0/-1)

Oh please, fucker. Real Spanish look nothing like hideous short squatamelons