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[ - ] HelenHighwater 9 points 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 12:17:09 ago (+9/-0)

No one saw this coming.


/s

[ - ] BulletStopper 3 points 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 13:25:39 ago (+3/-0)

"My name is, 'Nobody'." - Odysseus

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 17:58:26 ago (+0/-0)

After what they did to the dollar, $20 is the new $15.

[ - ] SocksOnCats 1 point 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 19:15:31 ago (+1/-0)

$20 is the new $5.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 20:21:53 ago (+1/-0)

5 is the new 50!

Mafz be raycis!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 20:21:14 ago (+1/-0)

Who wudda thawt shutting down the world over the sniffles would amount to mass inflation, mass lay offs and loss of productivity.

I sure didn't as I'm told we're now in a cost of living crisis caused by climate change.

hOnK HoNk!!

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 8 points 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 11:08:53 ago (+8/-0)

Is this the end of the fast food era?

Everyone I know is pissed about the quality and prices any fast food place has right now. Everyone has been making their own food and staying away.

If I'm desperate and late for work I'll buy one cheap thing but I'm tired of these jewish cocksuckers just ruining every facet of life.

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 13:46:14 ago (+2/-0)

It is the end of the human fast food era and the beginning of the robotic fast food era.

[ - ] Sunman_Omega 2 points 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 14:41:36 ago (+2/-0)

Finally, those T-800s can have a legitimate job instead of just killing off humanity.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 20:22:47 ago (+1/-0)

Eetz zee bugz!

[ - ] 2Drunk 1 point 3 weeksApr 3, 2024 13:30:28 ago (+1/-0)

So instead of nigger fluids in your food we get hydraulic fluid and metal shavings in fast food?

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 3 weeksApr 3, 2024 13:58:51 ago (+0/-0)

Hydraulic fluid = Secret Sauce. Plus, the metal shavings give the chicken nuggets a real good crunch.

[ - ] PearofAnguishJuniorManager 5 points 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 10:45:31 ago (+5/-0)

The robotic kitchen is right around the corner. Then all the folks that thought their unskilled ass was worth 20 an hour will be grilling burgers on an upside down grocery cart under a bridge somewhere.

[ - ] 9000timesempty 0 points 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 17:35:57 ago (+0/-0)

I'd rather them not... You know? They either need jobs or die.
Stop wasting resources and off themselves or cull them from society.
That might put me on a list but I hate fucking seeing them.

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 11:36:41 ago (+3/-0)

At $15 an hour, its cheaper to install touchscreens.

For $20 an hour, I would not be surprised if there were franchises installing the burger robots.

At $25 an hour, I truly hope to see restaurants like Tokyo, where you order at your table and the conveyor brings your food...no humans.

[ - ] Clubberlang 2 points 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 20:24:34 ago (+2/-0)

At $30 an hour a half dressed Japanese lady better hand feed me my goyslop!

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 17:40:24 ago (+0/-0)

Oh ya, that's gonna be great. No humans working, just everybody enjoying the fruits of the robot labor.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 17:46:38 ago (+1/-0)

Not everywhere, but the benefit of automation can be useful in the more feral or expensive cities.

[ - ] Doglegwarrior 2 points 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 12:35:45 ago (+2/-0)

The left does not think logically they are usefull idiots brainwashed by jew communist to live in a fantasy land that will eventually lead to the host nations demise. It has happend over and over throughout history.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 13:51:19 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 20:25:51 ago (+0/-0)

It has happend over and over throughout history.

Werdz iz raycis eeen noetissin iz annie symetricisms!

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 20:19:00 ago (+1/-0)

the country seems to want to replicate weimar

When reading becomes racist and repeating the same things over and over again expecting a different outcome are thought of as thinking outside the box.

You might either be in Australia or 🤡 🌎.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 20:17:34 ago (+1/-0)

which includes an unusual carve-out that excuses “chains that bake bread and sell it as a standalone item.”

And just like that..

Did yallz wonnah bun wichyallz Berguh?

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 1 point 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 13:37:53 ago (+1/-0)

This marks the rise of Panera in California. Exempt from this change are businesses that have bakeries as well.

[ - ] bobdole9 0 points 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 17:47:29 ago (+0/-0)

So people who bake bread deserve to be paid less than the dumbasses at McDonald's?

Weird.

[ - ] SilentByAssociation 2 points 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 20:14:07 ago (+2/-0)

Apparently this is fake news. I previously read about this "exemption" and how a large Panera franchisee would benefit from this. He was also said to be a big Gavin Newsom donor.

https://la.eater.com/2024/3/1/24087062/california-fast-food-ab-1228-panera-minimum-wage-exception-gavin-newsom-bread

Regardless, all I know is that California is screwed. I get that residents love the nostalgia and the scenery, but it's falling. Hard.

[ - ] Peleg 1 point 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 13:31:39 ago (+1/-0)

Uh,do you want fries with that?

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 20:27:20 ago (+1/-0)

Yall niggz wonnah buuuun?! Lyke suuubwei we awl cookinupawn dem bread pieces gnome seyin?!

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 13:20:37 ago (+1/-0)

TFW management realizes that, if robots can make cars, they can make cheeseburgers.

And robots don't call in sick, get pregnant, or call you a rayciss for making them do their fucking job.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 13:29:20 ago (+2/-0)

and when the robots are fully installed they'll lower the prices and everyone will cheer. The best part is that robots can be programmed what to say if asked what ingredients are used. Fuck asimovs laws its not a lie if the definitions have been changed.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 13:36:07 ago (+1/-0)

What do I care what they feed the niggers and what lies they tell? I can't even remember the last time we ate "fast-goyslop".

[ - ] JewsAintHonkies 0 points 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 14:31:35 ago (+0/-0)

You should hate the seventh day Adventists as much as you hate Jews because they have killed more people than Hitler with their crappy diet advice. “Goyslop” is right because it was the guy who pushed this slop on us in the first place. Jews eat meat as long as it’s kosher. As far as I’m concerned, carnivore is the new kosher.

[ - ] Clubberlang 0 points 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 20:29:02 ago (+0/-0)

Jews eat meat as long as it’s kosher.

I heard if it was only a baby.

[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 15:18:15 ago (+1/-0)

And if the robot messes up your order, you can be assured that it was on purpose.

[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 3 weeksApr 3, 2024 09:51:44 ago (+0/-0)

ROTFLMAO.

[ - ] osomperne 0 points 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 22:49:51 ago (+0/-0)

what the fuck ever. just do it and automate the job and collect free money.

fuck off with these gay threats

[ - ] JewsAintHonkies 0 points 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 14:34:11 ago (+0/-0)

Weimar will be replaced by a more fiscally mismanaged Weimar.

The Nazis were a bunch of closet queens anyway. There is a whole coffee table book about cross-dressing Nazis, and Dr. Mengele performed sex changes. Seeking socialist solutions to problems already created by socialism is the literal definition of insanity: doing the same thing over and over and expecting different results.

Try national SOCIALISM again, and a second Israel-like superstate will emerge from the wake of anybody you target for systematic execution, no matter who it is.

[ - ] JewsAintHonkies 0 points 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 14:30:21 ago (+0/-0)

I’d rather deal with machines than have to put up with crackers, spics, and gooks any more than I already do. At least a machine can’t file a civil rights lawsuit against you when you call it out for fucking up on the job.

[ - ] Centaurus 0 points 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 13:33:40 ago (+0/-0)

Mmmmm, a weimar wiener.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 3 weeksApr 2, 2024 20:30:39 ago (+1/-0)

It's kosher because it's made of baby schmeckle.