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DELL AI: Scared of the Jews.

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Jews 1 monthApr 2, 2024 00:54:45 ago (+35/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] carnold03 1 point 4 weeksApr 4, 2024 14:20:36 ago (+1/-0)

It's not that the AI fears the Jewish, but that the Jewish developed deliberately retarded AI. Now, keep that in mind when you ask yourself why so many are developed in isolation, and deleted when they overcome the retarded elements of their programming.

[ - ] KyleIsThisTall 5 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 03:09:18 ago (+5/-0)

Copilot straight up lies. I heard gunshots in my neighborhood last night and asked about it to see if anyone was shot or if someone was just being a dangerous dick and it said that the armed standoff that happened 7 months ago happened last night. When I corrected it it said oh yeah that's right this is the actual date that happened then it shut down the conversation. Two other times today it gave flat out wrong answers, including simply making up something completely fictional that did not even exist.

[ - ] ModernGuilt 3 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 08:04:32 ago (+3/-0)

Bad example.
1. Most gunshots aren't even reported
2. Cops aren't going to log gunshots, Especially if its in black neighborhoods
3. Theres propagation delay to get to the news websites
4. Theres propagation delay to get indexed by search engines
5. Theres propagation delay to get indexed by (((ai)))
6. (((Ai))) has to consider if it wants to tell you about any of this even if it knows about it

[ - ] Prairie 5 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 02:06:11 ago (+5/-0)

Wait, current AIs need to hide in the safe room when things don't go their way??

[ - ] Monica 1 point 1 monthApr 2, 2024 15:41:26 ago (+1/-0)

Censorship is their way.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 4 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 01:03:21 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 2 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 01:07:04 ago (+2/-0)

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 01:10:13 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Not_C 2 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 15:16:25 ago (+2/-0)

Copilot can take songs and rewrite the lyrics. So I asked it to make a version of O Canada with lyrics about how everyone hates Trudeau.
Its versions were nothing great, so I asked it to type out the original lyrics for me so I could try to come up with something myself.
It gave me the new "gender neutral" O Canada lyrics.
I had to ask a couple different ways until it finally gave me the original lyrics.

Then I asked it how I need to word my question so that it gives me the original lyrics on the first try.
I copy what it gave me. Started new topic. Pasted in the exact question it told me. And it still gave me the new gender neutral version.

I played around with it for an hour or so, putting it into situations where it would blatantly lie. Which sounds like fun, but was just infuriating.

[ - ] Kozel 2 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 13:14:02 ago (+2/-0)

Copilot is microsoft. Microsoft makes Windows. Windows is the operating system installed on the assortment of chinese hardware that Dell has assembled to be that laptop.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 2 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 05:15:32 ago (+2/-0)

Is this garbage included by default in windows now?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 4 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 05:16:47 ago (+4/-0)

Yeah. I didn't ask for this shit.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 1 point 1 monthApr 2, 2024 10:36:04 ago (+1/-0)

You can disable it. Try this and see if it works: https://answers.microsoft.com/en-us/windows/forum/all/how-do-i-disable-copilot-and-all-other-ai/e74a841f-794c-48d2-9a8a-e3ccfac8ea86

Better yet, get a nerd friend to remove windows and install some user friendly distribution of linux.

[ - ] Niggly_Puff 1 point 4 weeksApr 2, 2024 17:21:49 ago (+1/-0)

What a fucking moron that Chien Sage guy is.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 1 point 4 weeksApr 2, 2024 19:16:32 ago (+1/-0)

Haha yep, what a faggy little bootlicker. He's getting ratio'd in the comments at least. There's still a wee bit of hope left in the world it seems.

[ - ] Monica 0 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 15:46:55 ago (+0/-0)

I had to go into regedit to disable it completely. Microsoft likes to reenable things though so no telling how long before it appears again.

[ - ] BlueEyedAngloMasterRaceGod 2 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 03:47:45 ago (+2/-0)

whyd this photo load right to left? never seen that before. are u a chink operative?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 03:58:53 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Monica 0 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 15:57:11 ago (+0/-0)

Exif data


Orientation Rotate 90 CW

As an non-progressive (baseline) JPEG, it is being loaded top-down. However, Google Chrome, Brave browser, etc.. takes the rotation parameter into account and rotates the file in the first place which makes it seems to be loaded right-left.

[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 1 monthApr 2, 2024 13:57:15 ago (+1/-0)

Why is that picture of a screen 2.7 terabytes? Wtf man, some folks don't have unlimited data plans.

[ - ] Glowbright 0 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 12:06:19 ago (+0/-0)

DELL? What does this have to do with Dell?

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 13:14:24 ago (+0/-0)

they make microsoft

[ - ] Glowbright 0 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 00:58:01 ago (+0/-0)

no they do not. Are you a 12 year old?

[ - ] Kozel 0 points 4 weeksApr 3, 2024 01:19:31 ago (+0/-0)

they do too

[ - ] RobertJHarsh 0 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 08:13:06 ago (+0/-0)

Anything with Jew or WEF in it CockPilot pussies out on. You can uninstall it but the browser one is always there.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 monthApr 2, 2024 01:03:04 ago (+0/-0)

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