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Why do you never buy your woman a watch?

submitted by Sleazy to Jokes 1 yearApr 1, 2024 22:11:15 ago (+13/-0)     (Jokes)

There's a clock on the stove


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[ - ] Centaurus 1 point 1 yearApr 2, 2024 21:47:22 ago (+1/-0)

Good one.

[ - ] WhiteCollarCriminal 2 points 1 yearApr 2, 2024 01:30:42 ago (+2/-0)

Nice!

[ - ] Bonanza 2 points 1 yearApr 1, 2024 23:27:18 ago (+2/-0)

👍

[ - ] Antropomorphic 1 point 1 yearApr 2, 2024 06:56:16 ago (+1/-0)

how old are you?!? 97?!

[ - ] Sleazy [op] 0 points 1 yearApr 2, 2024 22:10:15 ago (+0/-0)

close

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1 yearApr 2, 2024 01:40:41 ago (+1/-0)

They prefer a speak? But really, watches are for the autistic and the 'time obsessed'. People who believe their need to know the exact time is critical are overly busy. Odds are, they'll go bald and develop a cancer.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 2 points 1 yearApr 2, 2024 01:42:30 ago (+2/-0)

MY DICK BALD BUT HE NOT SICK

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1 yearApr 2, 2024 01:42:57 ago (+2/-0)

They prefer a speak

?

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 1 yearApr 2, 2024 02:01:43 ago (+3/-0)

Poorly developed joke about the female tendency to verbally express their views of the world, particularly when they feel opposed. Most notable in the middle of the night when everyone involved should be sleeping.

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1 yearApr 2, 2024 02:09:11 ago (+2/-0)

Did you fall victim to the "we need to talk" line a lot ?

That sucks. I got that once. Only the once though.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1 yearApr 2, 2024 02:34:57 ago (+1/-0)

It's been more than 20 years, and I haven't been awakened in the middle of the night for a desperately important talk since. Helped me develop what you could call a rather strong appreciation for peace and quiet.

Only the once though.

Smart move. Take em out right then and there and you save yourself tons of grief. I was still a trainee at the time.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1 yearApr 2, 2024 03:13:50 ago (+1/-0)

So far it's worked but just in case you ever get yourself in that position again my advice is go full throttle. They'll think twice before saying texting that again.