Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? - Upgoat

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?
submitted by WolvenWargod to Jokes 1 monthApr 1, 2024 20:14:57 ago (+6/-1) (Jokes)

Because he doesn't want anyone to know he fucks chickens.

[ - ] Fishsticksforever 0 points 1 monthApr 1, 2024 20:51:30 ago (+0/-0)

You are suggesting that a male rabbit is hiding...eggs?

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1 monthApr 1, 2024 20:19:50 ago (+0/-0)*

Jokes about chickens and/or doing harm to chickens is a serious thing with me. I love chickens. In fact, chickens are some of the best people I know.

[ - ] bosunmoon 3 points 1 monthApr 1, 2024 21:55:49 ago (+3/-0)

Well you can't fuck a chicken without breaking a few eggs.

[ - ] Whatthefuck 0 points 4 weeksApr 2, 2024 11:51:01 ago (+0/-0)

If anyone knows a better way to scramble eggs I'd like to hear it.