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What do you call a body bag for dead niggers?

submitted by DeusExMachina to Jokes 1 monthMar 30, 2024 18:27:36 ago (+6/-2)     (Jokes)

Rapping paper.


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[ - ] 2Drunk 4 points 1 monthMar 30, 2024 18:32:33 ago (+4/-0)

Whats the difference between a nigger and an elevator? The elevator can raise a family.

Whats the difference between a extra large pizza and a nigger? The pizza can feed a family of four (people are fat these days).

Whats the difference between a dead nigger and a dead dog in the road? There are skid marks before the dog.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1 monthMar 30, 2024 18:37:30 ago (+3/-0)

What's the difference between a nigger and dog shit? After a few days dog shit turns white and stops stinking.

How do you keep a pack of niglets from jumping on the bed? Put Velcro on the ceiling. How do you get them down? Tell a bunch of beaners they're pinatas.

How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.
How do you starve a nigger? Hide it's ebt card under it's work books (if it has any).

[ - ] DeusExMachina [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 30, 2024 18:35:49 ago (+0/-0)

Ha, nice.

[ - ] clymer 1 point 1 monthMar 31, 2024 07:34:25 ago (+1/-0)*

black sack, brother bunch, bro load, homey tote

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 1 monthMar 31, 2024 21:37:10 ago (+0/-0)

Why are the trees in Harlem so close together?

Public transportation

[ - ] WyattDonnelly 1 point 1 monthMar 30, 2024 19:33:08 ago (+1/-0)

Dead nigger storage?

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 1 point 1 monthMar 30, 2024 19:20:23 ago (+1/-0)

what's black with four feet and says hodee doh hodee doh? Two nigras trying to get into my elevator.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1 monthMar 30, 2024 20:03:57 ago (+1/-0)

Hodee doh nigga, muh dick tryna go up n shieet

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 0 points 1 monthMar 30, 2024 22:32:03 ago (+0/-0)

I beez gonz to da fo flo sheeit I got sum wyt poosa waitin uhhhhhh uuuuhhhhhhh nigguh! ho gon make me sum fried chiggums