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[ - ] RabbiKinderschtupper 4 points 7 monthsMar 30, 2024 15:43:00 ago (+4/-0)

I feel like they say this every year.

[ - ] germ22 3 points 7 monthsMar 30, 2024 16:22:10 ago (+3/-0)

I remember reading this three or four years ago. It was supposed to be the most Cicadas in 40 years or so. Nothing came of it.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 7 monthsMar 30, 2024 19:32:51 ago (+0/-0)

Any year more than one brood wakes up at a time they omgwtfbbq.

[ - ] Nosferatjew 3 points 7 monthsMar 30, 2024 15:28:43 ago (+3/-0)

Oh goodie, a plague.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 1 point 7 monthsMar 30, 2024 17:47:32 ago (+1/-0)

They prefer to be called LatinX you racist white Nazi.

No but for real, if true, we will see a lot more pushing in the MSM to eat ze bug, because look at how many of them are there and how that would solve a problem.

[ - ] DeusExMachina 1 point 7 monthsMar 30, 2024 17:53:15 ago (+1/-0)

Cicadas? I must be out of the loop. Is this what we are calling wetbacks now?

[ - ] Crackinjokes 1 point 7 monthsMar 31, 2024 10:15:46 ago (+1/-0)

I swear every year I hear some story about how this is going to be some kind of weird unique year for the cicadas. Let me tell you every year in my whole life I've gone out and there been those little cicada shells on the side of the trees or the things molt. Every single year. This whole idea that they all stay underground for these long periods of time and every 20 years or every weird event that there's just going to be a mass of them has never ever proven true. This is also going to be the same b*******.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 0 points 7 monthsMar 30, 2024 19:40:19 ago (+0/-0)

Imagine the look on @bushchuck when he realizes his gook wife is going to be serving him these three meals per day. Easier than boiring noodarrrs!

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 0 points 7 monthsMar 31, 2024 19:43:51 ago (+0/-0)

And @IsraelRespecter steals them and @zyklonbeekeepers honey like some inbred faggot Winnie the Pooh

[ - ] oyveyo 0 points 7 monthsMar 30, 2024 19:25:57 ago (+0/-0)

A swarm Of lucusts you say?