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what can I do with canned chicken

submitted by anon to AnonTalk 2 monthsMar 29, 2024 15:15:06 ago (+4/-1)     (AnonTalk)

Any good penne pasta recipes


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[ - ] Master_Foo 0 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2024 16:24:52 ago (+0/-0)

Save canned chicken for backpacking trips.

Otherwise, canned chicken is good for a really quick chicken casserole.
1 can chicken.
1 can cream of chicken/mushroom/whatever
1 box stuffing.

[ - ] 2Drunk 0 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2024 17:59:48 ago (+0/-0)

Sell it with a sticker that says 20% off the top and catch yourself a jew.

[ - ] anon 2957034 0 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2024 18:32:51 ago (+0/-0)

feed it to a cat

[ - ] anon 1448820 0 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2024 20:41:39 ago (+0/-0)

Ask ChatGPT at http://Chat.OpenAI.com

[ - ] Ragnar 0 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2024 10:34:57 ago (+0/-0)

Bin it

[ - ] anon 9050204 1 point 2 monthsMar 29, 2024 17:57:01 ago (+1/-0)

Ah yes. Boil up a large pot and get your penne at a rolling boil. Once it is nearly done plate it and enjoy with sauce or butter. Disregard the chicken.

[ - ] Spaceman84 1 point 2 monthsMar 29, 2024 18:25:25 ago (+1/-0)

Eat it nigger

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 monthsMar 29, 2024 19:59:44 ago (+1/-0)

Donate it to a food pantry because they don't care about quality.

[ - ] anon 4065852 1 point 2 monthsMar 29, 2024 20:27:22 ago (+1/-0)

canned chiggums sho do bees gud muhfugga sheeit.

make some rice.

[ - ] Reawakened 2 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2024 15:49:48 ago (+2/-0)

Throw it in a pan with some barbeque sauce. Bring it to a boil, then cover it and let it simmer on low heat until it's all thoroughly mixed together.
Boil it with chicken broth, carrots, onions, celery, rosemary and serve it with noodles.
Mix it up with some apple chunks, pecans, celery, mayonnaise and a little greek yogurt and make a nice chicken salad.
Run it through a food processor with come cream cheese, pimientos, and a touch of blue berries to make a nice spread for crackers.
Cook it in some cream of mushroom soup with some butter, salt and pepper and a little Worcestershire sauce and serve it over rice.

[ - ] anon 2125539 2 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2024 16:24:35 ago (+2/-0)

mush it into a plastic bag pipe into penne. Bake in oven with sauce. Call it manicotti.

[ - ] anon 3254524 2 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2024 17:53:51 ago (+2/-0)

Use it to catch a fish or trap an animal and have a real meal. - monica

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2024 15:34:27 ago (+4/-0)

Canned chicken, in my opinion, is only good for chicken salad. And it's not even really good for that. You could drain it and shred it up real good and heat it up in a red sauce to use on pasta. You just don't want to have it without being immersed in a couple other flavors. Like, don't make pasta and put it on top.

If you got some cream of mushroom soup you could probably mix the chicken up in that with however you like to season it, cook the penne and mix it up with the COM and chicken mix, throw that in a glass casserole dish and bake it for like 30/35 minutes and it would be alright.

[ - ] dirtywhiteboy 1 point 2 monthsMar 29, 2024 17:54:44 ago (+1/-0)

really good for buffalo chicken dip

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 0 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2024 11:53:20 ago (+0/-0)

That sounds like it would work just fine for that. The trick is not having to taste the chicken on its own.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2024 23:12:38 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] con77 4 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2024 17:21:49 ago (+4/-0)

use it to trap a racoon and eat some real vittles!

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 2 monthsMar 29, 2024 17:38:40 ago (+3/-0)

Maybe get lucky and get an opossum. Less gamey and easier to dispatch.

[ - ] con77 0 points 2 monthsMar 30, 2024 21:22:58 ago (+0/-0)

The hats aren't as cool

[ - ] anon 4065852 1 point 2 monthsMar 29, 2024 20:27:48 ago (+1/-0)

Jethro, is that you?