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Nobody respects a fat dad.

submitted by bobdole9 to Fatherhood 1 monthMar 21, 2024 13:31:24 ago (+51/-0)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] BloodyComet 12 points 1 monthMar 21, 2024 14:24:05 ago (+12/-0)

I don't think anything can truly replace the security a child feels when their father is physically and mentally strong. I don't remember feeling unsafe anytime, anywhere when I was with him when I was young.

Something told me that if anything happened, my dad would save me. I have a vague memory of going to my father after a nightmare, and I'll never forget what he said... "If someone wanted to hurt you, they'd have to knock me down 'till I couldn't get up anymore." I don't think I really understood what he meant then, I was about 4 or 5 years old... but he was saying "I'd die before letting anyone hurt you".

Ah, such fond memories.

[ - ] dass 0 points 1 monthMar 21, 2024 23:56:07 ago (+0/-0)

Awesome - i remember having a really bad dream one time and wetting myself completely and went to my parents room early in the morning - my Father said in a calm measured voice 'Son, you're 21 it's time you moved out !'. /-)

[ - ] JewsAintHonkies -1 points 1 monthMar 21, 2024 14:59:21 ago (+1/-2)

Something happened to this country between 1946 and 1964. That explains why I respected my grandfather more than I respect my father.

[ - ] observation1 5 points 1 monthMar 21, 2024 17:00:44 ago (+6/-1)

is that because your father raped you as a child?

[ - ] Smedleys_Butler 3 points 1 monthMar 21, 2024 18:03:43 ago (+3/-0)

Got em

[ - ] Peleg 3 points 1 monthMar 21, 2024 19:09:57 ago (+3/-0)

But gramps sucked his dick first, at his circumcision.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 monthMar 21, 2024 19:58:33 ago (+1/-0)

jews started to take over positions of power. And began the 1st wave of demoralization.

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 4 points 1 monthMar 21, 2024 14:49:55 ago (+4/-0)

Throwing children around the room is a great amount of fun.

[ - ] BulletStopper 6 points 1 monthMar 21, 2024 15:59:34 ago (+6/-0)*

And up in the air. My boys all loved that. Especially in the pool, when I would squat down at the edge of the chest high water, where it dropped off down into the deep end, they'd stand up in my hands, lock their knees and I would stand up and "launch" them up as high as I could, and they'd splash down again.

It's a sad day when they get too big to "fly".

Being able to dare "dangerous" things under the protection of Dad is the best.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 3 points 1 monthMar 21, 2024 17:32:14 ago (+3/-0)

It's a sad day when they get too big to "fly".

Yeah but then eventually they'll have grandchildren that you can impress with your old man strength.

[ - ] Clubberlang 3 points 1 monthMar 21, 2024 20:01:15 ago (+3/-0)

Retard strength in your case.

[ - ] oyy_veyy_goyy 0 points 1 monthMar 22, 2024 12:49:15 ago (+0/-0)

Well you're only right about the "retard" part.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1 monthMar 21, 2024 20:37:01 ago (+1/-0)

Funny. Back when my grandaughters started drawing they always drew their "Nana" with nice hair and big eyes, and "Grumpaw" with big muscles. I always got a kick out of that.

[ - ] TheNoticing 1 point 1 monthMar 21, 2024 16:53:49 ago (+1/-0)

My cousin and his friends would do that to me, and holy shit did they throw me high.

[ - ] Clubberlang 1 point 1 monthMar 21, 2024 20:00:24 ago (+1/-0)

And I got hairy legs and in in the sun.....the kids would swim over and rub the hair on my legs...

Such an articulate inspiring true leader.

[ - ] bobdole9 [op] 2 points 1 monthMar 21, 2024 18:44:56 ago (+2/-0)

My oldest two enjoy their roles as live weight medicine balls. Consequently, I'm the dada gym.

They'll keep getting bigger...so I need to increase max capacity.

[ - ] Sector2 3 points 1 monthMar 21, 2024 22:30:12 ago (+3/-0)

Minimum strengh level acceptable is making your kid walk on the ceiling.

[ - ] KosherHiveKicker 3 points 1 monthMar 21, 2024 13:37:40 ago (+4/-1)

The funny thing is that "Shredded" weight lifters are actually at their weakest state when they participate in competitions.

They starve, and dehydrate themselves intentionally which leaves their physic hyper-defined. This simultaneously leaves them weak AF and they gorge on pure sugar / honey to get fast energy, and increase blood flow in their veins.

Strong and slightly fat is 100% the way to go.

[ - ] JustALover 1 point 1 monthMar 21, 2024 17:01:34 ago (+1/-0)

Indeed. Look at the strongmen. The strongest men on earth. They're big and strong, but also look really fat.

[ - ] bobdole9 [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 21, 2024 18:46:26 ago (+1/-0)

Some don't understand the difference. Bit of paunch is far different than man-planet.

[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1 monthMar 22, 2024 15:31:14 ago (+1/-0)*

The difference between body builders and power-lifters. The success metrics are totally different.

Body bulders are sculpting their musculature for a posing competition. Then starving and dehydrating themselves to be "cut" on the day of competition, they are at their physically weakest point.

Power-lifters are competing to see who can generate the most explosive force by mass times acceleration in any single event. Their goal is to be at their absolute strongest when they compete.

Strong man competitors also must generate force, often for repetitions against time, but also add in factors such as balance and endurance into the mix.

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[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 1 point 1 monthMar 21, 2024 22:35:22 ago (+1/-0)

Set an example for your children, not women.

[ - ] JewsAintHonkies -1 points 1 monthMar 21, 2024 14:58:02 ago (+1/-2)

Fat mothers pose more of a threat to the health of babies because they’re the ones who actually carry them for nine months.

[ - ] bobdole9 [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 21, 2024 18:47:38 ago (+1/-0)

Why would you choose an unhealthy woman to start a family?

[ - ] ItsOk2bArian 0 points 1 monthMar 21, 2024 20:16:43 ago (+0/-0)

A fat ass and thighs are good for newborns, that's where the body pulls most of the nutrition for making mothers milk