Why do cows have hooves and not feet? - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Why do cows have hooves and not feet?
submitted by Sheitstrom to Jokes 1 monthMar 17, 2024 01:42:08 ago (+33/-0) (Jokes)

They lactose.

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 8 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 04:48:03 ago (+8/-0)

Your execution shall be at first light.

[ - ] Sheitstrom [op] 5 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 06:44:31 ago (+5/-0)

What does corn say when it gets a compliment?

Aw shucks!

[ - ] big_fat_dangus 2 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 06:52:57 ago (+2/-0)

Why did the mushroom get invited to the party? Cause he's a fun guy.

[ - ] Peleg 4 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 07:42:05 ago (+4/-0)

Your execution will follow shortly behind @Sheitstrom's, at dawn!

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 06:45:00 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Cunt 4 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 04:18:09 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] Leveraction 0 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 15:10:56 ago (+0/-0)

What was the owls favorite dance??

The whooola

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 0 points 1 monthMar 17, 2024 01:47:49 ago (+0/-0)

Ugh..