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An 18 year old Italian girl tells her parents that she has missed her period for two months

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1 monthMar 10, 2024 21:54:58 ago (+13/-2)     (Jokes)

Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing and crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"

The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them, "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life."

"Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, two retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and $2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"

At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You fuck her again."


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[ - ] Niggly_Puff 9 points 1 monthMar 10, 2024 22:05:04 ago (+9/-0)

Only takes a couple commas in a bank account to go from creep to chad.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 1 monthMar 10, 2024 22:00:01 ago (+5/-0)

Fuckin whore

[ - ] lord_nougat 2 points 1 monthMar 11, 2024 03:21:14 ago (+2/-0)

Mama mia!

[ - ] observation1 2 points 1 monthMar 10, 2024 22:40:55 ago (+2/-0)

nice

I'm trying to get why she's italian, though

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 3 points 1 monthMar 10, 2024 22:57:19 ago (+4/-1)

Should I put out an internet search for the person who wrote this joke so we can ask them, or do you think you can figure this out on your own?

[ - ] observation1 4 points 1 monthMar 10, 2024 23:04:00 ago (+4/-0)

Must have morphed from this 2008 post https://www.ferrarichat.com/forum/threads/any-singapore-ferrari-owners.20656/page-899#post-138112158

Momma mia

Works better with jewish parents

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 4 points 1 monthMar 10, 2024 23:08:37 ago (+4/-0)

I waited 18.5 years to repost that joke. I should have waited at least 20. I won't underestimate you next time! 🕵️

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 1 monthMar 11, 2024 07:23:44 ago (+1/-0)

Good one.

[ - ] boekanier 0 points 1 monthMar 11, 2024 02:21:22 ago (+0/-0)

mama mia! In the background: "is the spaghetti almost ready?!"