A boy and his father go together for a boys’ day out at the zoo. “Daddy, I don't like how that gorilla's looking at me from behind the glass. It's really scary!” said the boy. - Upgoat

A boy and his father go together for a boys’ day out at the zoo. “Daddy, I don't like how that gorilla's looking at me from behind the glass. It's really scary!” said the boy.
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1 monthMar 9, 2024 17:26:47 ago (+38/-0) (Jokes)

In a hushed voice the father replied, “Shhh, Jason! This is only the ticket booth.”

[ - ] PoundOfFlesh 10 points 1 monthMar 9, 2024 19:26:26 ago (+10/-0)

"Daddy, why is the gorilla throwing feces at me now?"
"Quick, son, give it your banana!"

Later during their trip...

"Daddy, I don't have a banana for these gorillas because I gave mine to that gorilla at the ticket booth."
"Get used to it, son. You're going to be working hard and giving your hard-earned bananas to those booth gorillas for the rest of your life. You won't have enough bananas left for yourself or your family."
"Why is that?"
"That's a good question. Let's just say the rats are in control."
"I see."
"So, son, what did you learn today?"
"I fucking hate niggers and jews."
"Good boy."

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 1 monthMar 10, 2024 13:48:48 ago (+1/-0)

Good one.

[ - ] texasblood -6 points 1 monthMar 9, 2024 20:17:26 ago (+0/-6)

Pussy whyte boy that hates niggers with a keyboard.
Can't do it in the wild.
VOAT 101

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 5 points 1 monthMar 9, 2024 22:45:33 ago (+5/-0)

Go fuck a steer, Texas queer.

[ + ] Centaurus

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 9, 2024 23:01:45 ago (+1/-0)

Honestly, I didn't know if that comment was directed at me or the joke. 😂

[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey

[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 2 points 1 monthMar 9, 2024 23:37:34 ago (+2/-0)