"Are you a needle?", she asked. "Because you’re sew special to me."
But in a week, the relationship was hanging by a thread.
"I’m not getting a stitch of attention!" "If you only knew how much swearing went into your hand-sewn gift..."
(My wife sews. If I have learned anything it's that: 1) A lady never discusses the size of her fabric stash, and 2) if you walk in and see a seam ripper in her hand, now is NOT a good time.)
Detente in our house means: "I stay out of your sewing closet, and you stay out of my shop. If I/you needs anything from in there, I/you will ask for it."
[ + ] BulletStopper
[ - ] BulletStopper 7 points 1 monthMar 8, 2024 04:26:39 ago (+7/-0)
"Are you a needle?", she asked. "Because you’re sew special to me."
But in a week, the relationship was hanging by a thread.
"I’m not getting a stitch of attention!"
"If you only knew how much swearing went into your hand-sewn gift..."
(My wife sews. If I have learned anything it's that: 1) A lady never discusses the size of her fabric stash, and 2) if you walk in and see a seam ripper in her hand, now is NOT a good time.)
[ + ] Sector2
[ - ] Sector2 2 points 1 monthMar 8, 2024 18:07:48 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] NeedleStack
[ - ] NeedleStack 2 points 1 monthMar 8, 2024 18:46:55 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] NeedleStack
[ - ] NeedleStack 0 points 1 monthMar 8, 2024 18:49:08 ago (+0/-0)
"I'm NOT a fabric hoarder, honest! They WILL be used for some project some day."
Picking up a seam ripper is usually preceded by a quiet exasperated, "Fuuuuuck..."
[ + ] BulletStopper
[ - ] BulletStopper 2 points 1 monthMar 9, 2024 09:14:59 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey
[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 3 points 1 monthMar 7, 2024 22:04:51 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] Ragnar
[ - ] Ragnar 2 points 1 monthMar 7, 2024 22:43:19 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] UncleDoug
[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1 monthMar 8, 2024 08:22:36 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] Centaurus
[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 8, 2024 12:37:23 ago (+1/-0)