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"Crash" by Guy Haley

submitted by the_old_ones to books 1 monthMar 7, 2024 19:33:37 ago (+0/-0)     (books)

8-9/10 would recommend

no idea how (((they))) let it get to print

basically:
very far future
40K DAOT with all the serial numbers filed off
a literal actual gay faggot jew gets introduced in chapter 1 and killed off by [SPOILERS] in the same chapter (lol)
totally-not-the-jew has taken over the world with the stock market
the stock market runs on machines with cloned brains in them
itll_be_fine.foreshadowing
they just work
totally-not-the-jew: "colonizing space because earth is dying or the human race needs saving? cringe"
totally-not-the-jew: "colonizing space becuase the stock prices must rise up? YES PLEASE."
totally-not-the-jew plays eugenics and decides to fill an entire colony ship with pollacks, russians and slavs
and a few totally-not-the-jew to keep the goyim in line
and some their genetically altered golems with orders to drag the totally-not-the-jew back into line if they ever should grow a conscience
one based pollack receives a special offer that cannot be refused...
[SPOILERS]
the ship crashes offcourse into a tidally locked world as a result
[SPOILERS]


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