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The janitor lady at work asked me if I wanted to smoke some weed with her this afternoon. I turned her down, though

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1 monthMar 5, 2024 01:14:35 ago (+37/-1)     (Jokes)

I don't like high maintenance women.


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[ - ] observation1 2 points 1 monthMar 5, 2024 01:54:54 ago (+2/-0)

You cool man?

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 1 point 1 monthMar 5, 2024 01:58:25 ago (+1/-0)

I'm cool.

p.s. was the correct answer "my cow"?

[ - ] observation1 1 point 1 monthMar 5, 2024 02:02:15 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 0 points 1 monthMar 5, 2024 02:03:39 ago (+0/-0)

Dazed and confused, I know. What did the girl say back to him?

[ - ] observation1 2 points 1 monthMar 5, 2024 02:15:36 ago (+2/-0)*

slater: "You cool man?"

mitch: "Like how?"

slater: "Ok" walks away

pink: "He was asking if you get high."

mitch: "Yeah like smoke pot? No, never have before. But you know"

[ - ] Hoobeejoo 3 points 1 monthMar 5, 2024 05:33:19 ago (+3/-0)

Check ya later!

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 monthMar 5, 2024 01:57:05 ago (+0/-0)

@joe

haha

[ - ] Gowithit 2 points 1 monthMar 5, 2024 01:28:45 ago (+2/-0)

New "You want drugs?" is do you fuck around? Husband told me some black guy asked him that at the gas station. Stupidest way to ask anything ever.

[ - ] GrayDragon 3 points 1 monthMar 5, 2024 01:41:21 ago (+3/-0)

I guess that is a modern variation on the "Do you party?", which means I have free cocaine as long as I can fuck you or at least get a blowjob.

[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1 monthMar 5, 2024 08:54:14 ago (+0/-0)*

"do you party" is still in use. Some crackhead asked my nephew that. Is that what it means? ha. I was completely oblivious that there was supposed to be a trade.

[ - ] allAheadFull 3 points 1 monthMar 5, 2024 02:20:05 ago (+3/-0)

I'd bet that works pretty often for him though. There are a lot of degenerates out there now. Also your husband almost got robbed and or raped.

[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1 monthMar 5, 2024 08:51:06 ago (+1/-0)

I just thought its the quickest way to get your ass beat but 🤮.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 1 point 1 monthMar 5, 2024 15:49:15 ago (+1/-0)

I dare some boot-lip gas station nigger to ax me if I 'fuck around'

[ - ] allAheadFull 1 point 1 monthMar 5, 2024 15:54:04 ago (+1/-0)

Most of the people that nigger interacts with know what that phrase means. It doesn't occur to them that other people don't know what they're talking about, that's why they get so frustrated when people can't understand their ooking.

[ - ] texasblood 1 point 1 monthMar 5, 2024 12:31:35 ago (+1/-0)*

That's blow job code speak.