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Today, I Received a Strange, Anonymous Gift In the Mail…

submitted by TheBigGuyFromQueens to Upgoat 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2024 22:58:59 ago (+68/-4)     (files.catbox.moe)

https://files.catbox.moe/6usbiy.jpeg

It shipped anonymously from somewhere in the Midwest of America that I will leave unnamed to protect the sender.

First off, Thanks for thinking of me.

Now:

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS THING?

When I saw it through the envelope, I thought it was a silver dollar, but apparently, it is some sort of Upgoat version of an AA token.

It feels like it might be a refrigerator magnet, but I held it up to several surfaces and it doesn’t adhere.

Tracking device? My phone already does that and everyone pretty knows who I am and where to find me. The backside says “Fringe GG” which the sender pointed out with writing on the inside of the envelope is a sort of anagram for “Nigger.”

Anyway, if someone wants to add to this thread or hit me up on PMs, I’d be interested in hearing more.


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[ - ] NaturalSelectionistWorker 11 points 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2024 23:08:26 ago (+11/-0)

Which intelligence agency has to dox me to get one of these?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 10 points 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2024 23:09:43 ago (+11/-1)

I’m waiting to die from Anthrax, actually.

[ - ] Breeder 10 points 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2024 23:17:05 ago (+10/-0)

It's not 2001 anymore. That's pure Columbian marching powder in that envelope, son.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 8 points 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2024 23:24:51 ago (+9/-1)

Waiting for it to be remotely exploded in my pocket so that I can be unwittingly immolated in the subway.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2024 23:28:01 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 05:17:41 ago (+3/-0)

Right? I kind of want one. Apparently Carl sucks as a handler, because he hasn’t sent me a damn thing! And after all of dick pics and spicy memes Carl gets to enjoy because of me, you’d think there’d be a least a sliver of appreciation.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 05:54:34 ago (+1/-1)

Carl?

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 09:23:43 ago (+2/-0)

If you haven’t had the opportunity to meet your FBI handler and get on a first name basis with them, what are you doing with your life?

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2024 23:10:53 ago (+1/-0)

I don't know much about that, but this place has gotten a little strange for me lately too. I've actually been in touch with a couple goats recently. Saturday I randomly met two YouTubers with over a million subscribers each. Feels like the Internet is bleeding into IRL. I definitely didn't send you that, I'd tell you if I did.

[ - ] dulcima 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2024 23:49:10 ago (+2/-0)

Bound to happen. Everyone seems to live online these days - so much so that real life seems surreal.

[ - ] 2Drunk 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2024 23:56:47 ago (+3/-0)

My life is filled with taco niggers and jews. The only place I can find real white people not drinking to jewaid is upgoat formally known as voat.

[ - ] puppy528 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 00:14:25 ago (+2/-0)

I'm technically an injun halfbreed. You're not even fully safe, here.

[ - ] bobdole9 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2024 23:17:14 ago (+1/-0)

You and con go shooting?

[ - ] shitface9000 10 points 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2024 23:12:54 ago (+10/-0)

it's a token of esteem ... i have one as well.

FOWF is a matrix deployment full of old voat refugees. you're welcome to join if you want.

(i did not send this btw)

[ - ] Clueless_Enigma 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 05:48:38 ago (+4/-0)

Is there a super secret handshake to find this FOWF? I didnt see it listed in the Matrix througb Element

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 06:58:25 ago (+4/-0)

I think the rooms may have been set to private in reaction to Chief TalkToFeds threats.

[ - ] recon_johnny 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 09:23:30 ago (+4/-0)

Yes, but involves MaroonSaint and your dick.

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 20:43:42 ago (+3/-0)

No, it involves HPOP and a butt.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2024 23:19:54 ago (+4/-1)

When did you get yours?

[ - ] shitface9000 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 00:37:01 ago (+5/-0)

last summer we did a goat camping trip

[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 07:44:30 ago (+2/-0)

I want to join. How do I do it?

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2024 23:22:31 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] DeusLoVult 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2024 02:50:29 ago (+0/-0)

I find nothing searching for fowf, voat, upgoat, natsoc, etc. Searching for nationalism shows "global communism" and "global leftism - against fascism and..." groups. What is the point of your post?

[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2024 23:15:30 ago (+3/-0)

@system, found your logo.

I didn't send it, but which state? Surely a state can't be that doxxable.

[ - ] bosunmoon 8 points 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2024 23:29:15 ago (+8/-0)

I once farted and It smelled like a pumpkin.

[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 03:51:39 ago (+1/-0)

One time I scratched behind my ear and my finger smelled like wet mice.

[ - ] Xantha 8 points 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2024 23:37:52 ago (+8/-0)

I could pick your hands out of a fucking lineup at this point, seeing so many pictures of them.

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 00:49:10 ago (+5/-0)

Hey, at least it's just hands and he's not holding his frank and beans.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 00:11:09 ago (+4/-0)

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 07:26:32 ago (+1/-0)

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 09:28:24 ago (+2/-0)

Both of my index fingers are like that. I have broken them or sprained them all punching people or playing street ball.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2024 23:53:37 ago (+2/-0)

I'm hurt that I was left out.

[ - ] Lost_In_The_Thinking 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 26, 2024 23:56:39 ago (+3/-0)

I originally thought it was a pog. I haven't seen one of those in decades. My sons loved those things in the 90s.

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 01:01:50 ago (+4/-0)

Still have my "OJ in the Slammer" slammer. Nigger should have fried.

[ - ] deleted 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 01:28:17 ago (+1/-0)

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[ - ] UrCoolerOlderBrother 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 07:45:57 ago (+1/-0)

How much do you want for that slammer?

[ - ] Master_Foo 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 02:33:01 ago (+3/-0)

It's a POG.

[ - ] observation1 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 02:40:52 ago (+1/-0)

Looks like it to me

[ - ] Conspirologist 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 03:07:15 ago (+1/-1)

If this is anonymous, it's dangerous. Looks like somebody wants you to know that they know who you are.

[ - ] DonaldJTrump 6 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 07:00:22 ago (+6/-0)

He literally posted his name and address when someone managed to dox him a bit. I wouldn't be surprised if all sorts of shit showed up from cool, sexually active people. I hear @GrayDragon received a giant black dildo.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 09:32:34 ago (+2/-0)

I only got this. I did receive a few Paypal donations, though, which was pretty cool.

[ - ] Conspirologist -3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 07:17:33 ago (+1/-4)

Wow. I thought he was joking. Anyway, this place is obviously riddled with dangerous kike shills.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 03:14:22 ago (+6/-1)

I’m dangerous.

[ - ] Centaurus 6 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 06:09:37 ago (+6/-0)

Easy, Michael Jackson.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 04:42:32 ago (+4/-0)

That's cool nigger.

We'd all come see to visit you but who the fuck wants wants to go to NYC and risk getting muh dikked. You're used to it so it doesn't bother you anymore.

[ - ] White_Pride_Cis 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 05:14:34 ago (+1/-0)*

I believe the anagram is Nigger FG?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens [op] 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 05:21:44 ago (+1/-0)

Yeah.

[ - ] oppressed 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 06:49:54 ago (+2/-0)

a good design for upgoat banner?

[ - ] o0shad0o 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 08:13:44 ago (+2/-0)

Look up "challenge coin".

[ - ] lurker 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 08:18:26 ago (+0/-0)

I'd take this as an excuse to buy one of those flipperzero things and scan it. In the mean time I'd keep it in a metal container or at least away from electronics.

[ - ] Panic 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 09:02:57 ago (+0/-0)

Very cool. But being from New Orleans, the Mardi Gras parades throw aluminum 'doubloons'. Each parade has unique artwork.

Get 'em made here: https://www.neworleansmint.com/

[ - ] recon_johnny 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 09:24:27 ago (+0/-0)

Fucking awesome.

But fuck you, you niggerfaggots, I haven't gotten one yet. Guess I should have been my usual self and have been more of a dick since the reboot.

I used to be much, much more of a cunty-cunt-cunt. Hard to believe, I know.

Cheers, faggot. Someone likes you. Not me, but someone.

[ - ] Stonkmar 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 10:46:35 ago (+0/-0)

Looks like a poker chip. What's on the back? I want one.

[ - ] clymer 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 12:48:52 ago (+1/-0)

look at those sausage fingers! I don't think a career in neurosurgery is in your future..

[ - ] DivineLight2 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 13:26:26 ago (+0/-0)

Drill a small hole and put it on your keys.

I now want one.

[ - ] Sector2 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 27, 2024 16:38:33 ago (+0/-0)

If you hadn't already fully doxxed yourself, your fingerprints just did. Hopefully hackers don't copy them and incriminate you in some scheme.

[ - ] Zyklonbeekeeper 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2024 00:12:58 ago (+1/-0)

Too bad we live in a day and age where you have to think of a worst case scenario about everything, 50 years ago that poker chip you're holding would have been a sincere gift and "token of appreciation" from a face in the crowd and it would have made you feel good knowing that someone really appreciates you, in fact, you would've been so proud of yourself that you would've given 25 of your customers a free shoe shining and a gift certificate for a pair of Stacey Adams Oxfords...you'd have been the happiest shoeshine boy in the "5 Points" area, fuck, you would have been happier than a Cuban with a new airplane or a Palestinian with a sack of jewish alarm clocks already packed with semtex...aside from that, that's pretty cool big guy....as long as it's not a cryptic warning from a lunatic who wants to add to his "body count".

[ - ] DeusLoVult 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 28, 2024 02:52:03 ago (+0/-0)

Why would we be full? Would we not want to recruit everyone until the whole world knows the truth and we can end ZOG?