I need to get a new chess set because all my pawns are damaged and sticky - Upgoat

I need to get a new chess set because all my pawns are damaged and sticky
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2 monthsFeb 23, 2024 16:43:01 ago (+20/-1) (Jokes)

I should have never left them in the same box as the bishops.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 4 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2024 16:58:16 ago (+4/-0)

Damn that's a good one.

[ - ] Monica 3 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2024 17:56:17 ago (+3/-0)

I bought the kosher chess set. Mine are all covered penis skins. I should have never left them in the same box as the rabbis.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 2 points 2 monthsFeb 23, 2024 21:21:48 ago (+2/-0)

I think you mean "same box as the queens".

[ - ] Bonanza 1 point 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 10:52:34 ago (+1/-0)

👍👍👍

[ - ] carnold03 1 point 2 monthsFeb 24, 2024 06:58:49 ago (+1/-0)

Good one.

[ - ] dassar 1 point 2 monthsFeb 23, 2024 22:47:06 ago (+1/-0)

'Well, someone should stop sticking them in their butt!!'