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Happy Birthday Sweetheart@!

submitted by bossman131 to random 3 monthsFeb 20, 2024 22:22:06 ago (+42/-2)     (files.catbox.moe)

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[ - ] Monica 1 point 2 monthsFeb 21, 2024 10:43:07 ago (+1/-0)

Should've bought her a kitchen. Fuck this feminist bullshit.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2 monthsFeb 21, 2024 16:13:27 ago (+0/-0)

The kitchen is in your home, your home is to be defended, especially if she is bare foot and pregnant.

A bunch of chimping niggers in your house make your roast burn, dead niggers only require some scrubbing.

[ - ] Anus_Expander 0 points 2 monthsFeb 22, 2024 07:55:30 ago (+0/-0)

Not the best purse gun...besides, she should stay at home and take care of her family, not leave the house and mingle with outsiders.

[ - ] RMGoetbbels 1 point 2 monthsFeb 21, 2024 05:33:51 ago (+1/-0)

Aww! Slap a Hello Kitty sticker on it so that it's a little more girly and matches her outfit.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 3 monthsFeb 21, 2024 00:50:01 ago (+0/-0)

That only helps against a home invasion rape attempt. She needs a .380 or something for her purse.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 2 monthsFeb 21, 2024 07:05:01 ago (+0/-0)

she is fine also with a taser that is creep proof

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 2 monthsFeb 21, 2024 09:07:38 ago (+0/-0)

Wake up: Tasers only work 50% of the time. If I had a daughter, I wouldn’t want to chance a frothing rapo ripping out the lines and lungeing at her.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 0 points 2 monthsFeb 21, 2024 09:22:11 ago (+0/-0)

Wake up: Tasers only work 50% of the time.

honestly, i wasnt aware of this poor performance by it. what about pepper spray?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 2 monthsFeb 21, 2024 17:39:50 ago (+1/-0)

what about pepper spray?

There are some niggers that can ignore the military grade stuff. I've personally seen it in training. Some of them just get a runny nose and that's it.

[ - ] dosvydanya_freedomz 1 point 2 monthsFeb 21, 2024 18:26:42 ago (+1/-0)

There are some niggers that can ignore the military grade stuff. I've personally seen it in training. Some of them just get a runny nose and that's it.

damn, so the best course for self defense is to carry then

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 1 point 2 monthsFeb 21, 2024 19:03:54 ago (+1/-0)

2-3 million incidents prevented a year (in America) merely by carrying. ~90%+ merely by showing would-be criminals that you are carrying.

Obviously don't get police involved if you have to show your piece, or they'll get ya for exposure or whatever.

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 2 monthsFeb 21, 2024 10:49:51 ago (+0/-0)

Probably about the same you can develop a tolerance to pepper spray to the point where it is merely very uncomfortanle, but doesn’t incapacitate. Whenever I have sinusitis, I blast my finger tips with pepper spray and jam them up my nose to free the mucus. The only way it will stop me if you get me directly in my eyes, I can tolerate it on my face and nose when I’m sick, if I was truly pissed off that shit would have very little effect.

[ - ] HeavyBrain 0 points 2 monthsFeb 21, 2024 16:15:02 ago (+0/-0)

How hard do you go, pepper, bear spray or the shit the cops use and if its the later how to get your hands on it?

[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 0 points 2 monthsFeb 21, 2024 17:40:44 ago (+0/-0)

Isn't bear spray a lower-potency pepper spray that just comes in a bigger can?

[ - ] TheBigGuyFromQueens 0 points 2 monthsFeb 21, 2024 18:15:08 ago (+0/-0)

Bear spray would work, bur the canister is usually too big to use. The best thing a girl can have is a small handgun or if you’re worried about local laws, you can maybe get some sort of non-lethal air gun where you can doctor the bullets.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 2 monthsFeb 21, 2024 21:33:25 ago (+0/-0)

You are recommending doctoring the bullets in a non-lethal air gun? So a .177, .25 something like that? Those will bounce off a raccoon. Ask me how I know... need at least a .30 out of an air rifle to do the job on small game.

[ - ] MaryXmas 0 points 2 monthsFeb 21, 2024 21:37:42 ago (+0/-0)

Says the guy that can't own a firearm. I'd recommend a .9 with a decent modern design like those little shields or whatever. A .380 with a blowback design with rip up your hands and will barely do the job.