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Satellite the size of 6 tigers to crash into Earth's atmosphere Wednesday

submitted by deleted to Israel 1.2 yearsFeb 19, 2024 22:15:53 ago (+6/-0)     (Israel)

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[ - ] Bottled_Tears 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 19, 2024 23:09:40 ago (+4/-0)

Why do they keep using objects and animals to display weight from asteroids and satellites?

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 19, 2024 23:27:12 ago (+3/-0)*

6 Tigers = 55 Tabbies = 17 Lions

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Y'all ever hear of 100 geese struck by lightning, midair, and falling over a quarter square mile area?

@QTHESTORMM is not fuQing around.

Also just DOXXXed m'self.

Situation is under control.

QwQ

H&K

BFF

QQ

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[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 19, 2024 23:46:37 ago (+1/-0)

How many jellybeans is that?

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2024 00:02:02 ago (+2/-0)

2,448,000

[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2024 00:41:08 ago (+1/-0)

That is a suspiciously round number o.O

[ - ] oyveyo 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2024 03:05:53 ago (+2/-0)*

The article says 6 Siberian tigers, and then goes on into even greater depth telling you how much it weighs (11 tigers). Hmm 611. Looks suspicious O.o

That guy has a real boner for siberian tigers.

Theory: siberian tigers are found in Russia. Something big is going to happen in Russia on Wednesday. Other numbers in the article are 6, 38, 1995, 4, 195, 77, 2294, 1, 14, and 21) --> 6381995419577229411421 --> 63 81 99 54 19 57 72 29 41 14 21 --ASCII--> ? Q c 6 DC3 9 H GS ) SO NAK --displayable ascii only--> 7Qc69H) --interpretation--> Heaven Q sees nein (no) H(ate). Summary: they are targeting Q, which sounds a lot like YOU. Say your prayers, WWIII starts wednesday at 01:14GMT

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2024 08:47:33 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] deleted 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 19, 2024 23:54:32 ago (+2/-0)

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[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2024 03:35:29 ago (+0/-0)

And of you can't accommodate a small white cock a small white cock a small white cocaktoo how about a big black cock a big black cock a big black cockatiel?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2024 03:33:55 ago (+1/-0)

"The size of six tigers"

African or European tigers?

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2024 13:36:57 ago (+1/-0)

Underappreciated comment.

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2024 17:12:47 ago (+1/-0)

I'm glad someone finally got one of my funnies...

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2024 17:46:13 ago (+1/-0)

Don't let it laden your heart.

[ - ] Aze 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2024 02:51:49 ago (+1/-0)

That's 221 toasters of average size for those not used to converting to tiger.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2024 08:48:58 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 19, 2024 23:22:09 ago (+1/-0)

What breed of tiger?

A rather obtuse metric.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2024 03:04:45 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] ilikeskittles 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2024 10:15:34 ago (+0/-0)

I didn’t know a Siberian Tiger was a defined unit of measure?

[ - ] Looneyskiproony 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2024 08:56:58 ago (+0/-0)

kikerman time. Lol

[ - ] prototype 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 20, 2024 03:08:52 ago (+0/-0)

Six tigers you say? Thank heavens it didn't weigh seven tigers! Then we'd really have something to worry about.