Satellite the size of 6 tigers to crash into Earth's atmosphere Wednesday - Upgoat

Satellite the size of 6 tigers to crash into Earth's atmosphere Wednesday
submitted by MasterSuppressionTechnique to Israel 2 monthsFeb 19, 2024 22:15:53 ago (+6/-0) (www.jpost.com)
https://www.jpost.com/science/space/article-787771

Ok... who's got the code book to know what 6 tigers really means?

[ - ] Bottled_Tears 4 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2024 23:09:40 ago (+4/-0)

Why do they keep using objects and animals to display weight from asteroids and satellites?

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 3 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2024 23:27:12 ago (+3/-0)*

6 Tigers = 55 Tabbies = 17 Lions

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Y'all ever hear of 100 geese struck by lightning, midair, and falling over a quarter square mile area?

@QTHESTORMM is not fuQing around.

Also just DOXXXed m'self.

Situation is under control.

QwQ

H&K

BFF

QQ

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[ + ] oyveyo

[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 2 monthsFeb 19, 2024 23:46:37 ago (+1/-0)

How many jellybeans is that?

[ + ] PrincessRobotBubblegum

[ - ] PrincessRobotBubblegum 2 points 2 monthsFeb 20, 2024 00:02:02 ago (+2/-0)

2,448,000

[ + ] oyveyo

[ - ] oyveyo 1 point 2 monthsFeb 20, 2024 00:41:08 ago (+1/-0)

That is a suspiciously round number o.O

[ - ] oyveyo 2 points 2 monthsFeb 20, 2024 03:05:53 ago (+2/-0)*

The article says 6 Siberian tigers, and then goes on into even greater depth telling you how much it weighs (11 tigers). Hmm 611. Looks suspicious O.o

That guy has a real boner for siberian tigers.

Theory: siberian tigers are found in Russia. Something big is going to happen in Russia on Wednesday. Other numbers in the article are 6, 38, 1995, 4, 195, 77, 2294, 1, 14, and 21) --> 6381995419577229411421 --> 63 81 99 54 19 57 72 29 41 14 21 --ASCII--> ? Q c 6 DC3 9 H GS ) SO NAK --displayable ascii only--> 7Qc69H) --interpretation--> Heaven Q sees nein (no) H(ate). Summary: they are targeting Q, which sounds a lot like YOU. Say your prayers, WWIII starts wednesday at 01:14GMT

[ + ] purityspiral

[ - ] purityspiral 0 points 2 monthsFeb 20, 2024 08:47:33 ago (+0/-0)

I concur with your analysis.
There is no satellite.
This is comms about Russia.

Solid maybe.
We need better intel methods.

[ - ] Cantaloupe 2 points 2 monthsFeb 19, 2024 23:54:32 ago (+2/-0)

25 egrets and three and a half cockatoos

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 0 points 2 monthsFeb 20, 2024 03:35:29 ago (+0/-0)

And of you can't accommodate a small white cock a small white cock a small white cocaktoo how about a big black cock a big black cock a big black cockatiel?

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2 monthsFeb 20, 2024 03:33:55 ago (+1/-0)

"The size of six tigers"

African or European tigers?

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 monthsFeb 20, 2024 13:36:57 ago (+1/-0)

Underappreciated comment.

[ + ] i_scream_trucks

[ - ] i_scream_trucks 1 point 2 monthsFeb 20, 2024 17:12:47 ago (+1/-0)

I'm glad someone finally got one of my funnies...

[ + ] Sector2

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 2 monthsFeb 20, 2024 17:46:13 ago (+1/-0)

Don't let it laden your heart.

[ - ] Aze 1 point 2 monthsFeb 20, 2024 02:51:49 ago (+1/-0)