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Today I was at the bookstore

submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 2 monthsFeb 17, 2024 15:52:51 ago (+22/-0)     (Jokes)

As I was wandering around, the clerk stopped me and offered to help me. I imagine I didn't look like his normal clientele, so I asked, "Do you have a copy of Donald Trump's book on his U.S. Immigration Policy regarding Muslims and illegal Mexicans?"

The clerk angrily replied, "Fuck off! Get out and stay out!"

I said, "Yes! That's the one. Do you have it in paperback?"


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Maybe the Border Patrol should try "catch and decease".
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