submitted by Centaurus to Jokes2 monthsFeb 15, 2024 18:25:15 ago (+12/-1) (Jokes)
#1.
I accidentally joined a pro-secession organization. When I tried to leave, I was elected as their chairman.
#2.
A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender walks over and says “We’ve got a drink named after you!” The grasshopper replies, "You've got a drink named Eugene?
#3.
The repairs on Big Ben are expected to take 3 years. Which is quite a long time considering they're working around the clock.
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head.
He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him in the face, and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!”
The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?”
The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”
HelenHighwater 2 points 2 months ago
A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head.
He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!”
His mother smacks him in the face, and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!”
The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!”
His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?”
The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”