A man went to a wizard and asked if he could remove an evil spell that a priest had put on him years ago. The wizard said it was possible, if he could remember the exact words the priest used for the spell? - Upgoat

A man went to a wizard and asked if he could remove an evil spell that a priest had put on him years ago. The wizard said it was possible, if he could remember the exact words the priest used for the spell?
submitted by Peleg to Jokes 3 monthsFeb 12, 2024 22:19:14 ago (+26/-0) (Jokes)

The man says, "Yes, I remember. He said and now I pronounce you husband and wife."

[ - ] Dingo 7 points 3 monthsFeb 12, 2024 23:06:43 ago (+7/-0)

... then the wizard waved his hand and used the "spell of anulment".

[ - ] GrayDragon 2 points 3 monthsFeb 13, 2024 02:41:43 ago (+2/-0)

Wife casts 9th-level Imprisonment. No saving throw in 2nd edition. Annulment nullified.

[ - ] Monica 2 points 3 monthsFeb 13, 2024 10:46:58 ago (+2/-0)

Priests don't cast spells that's a rabbi job.

[ - ] AugustineOfHippo2 1 point 3 monthsFeb 13, 2024 07:31:27 ago (+1/-0)

And the wizard handed him a revolver with one bullet.