Yo momma’s so fat... - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

Yo momma’s so fat...
submitted by Centaurus to Jokes 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2024 15:10:12 ago (+12/-0) (Jokes)

I tried to picture her in my head, and it broke my neck.

[ - ] HonkyMcNiggerSpic 4 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2024 17:45:26 ago (+4/-0)

Yo mama's so fat, when she goes camping, the bears hide their food.

[ - ] VitaminSieg 3 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2024 17:36:50 ago (+3/-0)

Yo' mamma so fat we in her right now

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2024 15:34:47 ago (+3/-0)

Yo momma so fat yo daddy was a nigger.

[ - ] Centaurus [op] 5 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2024 15:44:52 ago (+5/-0)

Yo mama's so poor, the ducks throw bread at her.

[ - ] deleted 3 points 1.3 yearsFeb 11, 2024 16:05:21 ago (+3/-0)

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[ - ] BulletStopper 1 point 1.3 yearsFeb 12, 2024 16:22:37 ago (+1/-0)*

Yo mama's so fat, she gotta keep dollahs in da lef' pocket of her mumu, and euros in da right.