How do you blind a Chinese woman? - Upgoat - "where a goat can be a goat"

How do you blind a Chinese woman?
submitted by Nosferatjew to Jokes 3 monthsFeb 8, 2024 16:09:05 ago (+19/-0) (Jokes)

Sit her down behind a windshield.

[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 5 points 3 monthsFeb 8, 2024 16:38:24 ago (+5/-0)

You could also use dental floss

[ - ] Centaurus 2 points 3 monthsFeb 8, 2024 20:12:55 ago (+2/-0)

String theory.

[ - ] oppressed 1 point 3 monthsFeb 8, 2024 21:27:01 ago (+1/-0)

i got this same puynchline, someone tweet it to bill maher, he'll appreciate an offensive joke

[ - ] Dingo 2 points 3 monthsFeb 8, 2024 17:37:37 ago (+2/-0)

This might explain ADS (asian driver syndrome).

[ - ] UncleDoug 1 point 3 monthsFeb 8, 2024 17:43:56 ago (+1/-0)

I used to make fun of Asian female drivers, then I met Indians on the road.

[ - ] Sector2 1 point 3 monthsFeb 8, 2024 17:38:07 ago (+1/-0)

I was hoping it would reference the double slit experiment.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 monthsFeb 9, 2024 13:49:01 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] ClaytonBigsby313 0 points 3 monthsFeb 8, 2024 23:06:58 ago (+0/-0)

How do you a blind a paki? Give him a Canadian Drivers License.

[ - ] deleted 0 points 3 monthsFeb 9, 2024 13:51:14 ago (+0/-0)

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[ - ] Cantaloupe 0 points 3 monthsFeb 8, 2024 20:54:04 ago (+0/-0)

Unlike Americans they mostly come from cities where few learn to drive.

[ - ] HelenHighwater 0 points 3 monthsFeb 8, 2024 17:04:11 ago (+0/-0)

Wait...most Chinese women can actually see?

[ - ] Dingo 1 point 3 monthsFeb 8, 2024 17:37:58 ago (+1/-0)

They can, but they have to sqint real hard.

[ - ] Panic 0 points 3 monthsFeb 8, 2024 16:36:43 ago (+0/-0)

Whut?