A copy and paste of a list I found on the interwebs:
1. Throw back the covers and let your bed air out. 2. Open up the blinds and windows. 3. After breakfast clean up the kitchen and eating area. 4. Gather a basket for tidying. As you tidy the home, pick up items that don’t belong in that room and add them to your basket. When you enter a new room place the items from the basket that belong in that room where they go. 5. Straighten up the living areas, pick up clutter, lightly dust, straighten pillows, and water plants. 6. Make the beds. 7. Tidy the bedroom, including a light dusting. 8. Hang up any clothes that may be about or ensure dirty ones are in the hamper. 9. Do a light tidying of the bathroom including removing and replacing used towels, refilling toilet paper and soap (as needed), and cleaning the sink area including soap dishes. 10. Wipe down kitchen work surfaces and inside the fridge and discard any old food. 11. Dispose of garbage from around the home. 12. Rinse dishcloths and hang them to dry. 13. Sweep or mop the kitchen floor. 14. Handle weekly chores that need to be done that day. (See examples below) 15. Set the table for dinner. 16. Arrange the living room for evening enjoyment with the family. 17. Do a quick sweep of the floors and ensure the entranceways are clear. 18. Clean up the eating areas after dinner and ensure all dishes are washed. 19. Set the table for breakfast.
Once a Week Chores • Use metal polish on bathroom fixtures. • Clean and disinfect all kitchen appliances. • Scald and disinfect bread boxes, garbage pails, and bins. • Replace flowers with fresh bouquets. • Laundry (including bedding). • Vacuuming and mopping.
Its not even a job if she has normal hormone levels, its just nesting behaviour that is normally exhibited by healthy women wanting to beautify their domicile.
Something I noticed in that list. Most bathroom fixtures aren't made to be polished like the old bare-metal ones. So be sure to check before hand or you're gonna have a bad time.
It's an upstart message board in the image of VOAT. @X0X7 runs it. Stop by make an account, It's admittedly slow in volume, but there has been an up swing of new accounts coming through. Allot of original users of VOAT/Upgoat veterans.
[ - ] Cunt 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 08:29:02 ago (+2/-0)
If I did laundry only once a week it would all be mouldy and smelly from wet cloths in the hampers. Also anything less then twice weekly has the hampers overflowing.
I have other gripes with this list but I'll leave it at that.
my issue was with the vacuuming/mopping weekly. Then I noticed it said housewife and not stay at home mom daily schedule and figured thats why it was light.
[ - ] Cunt 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 08:39:41 ago (+2/-0)
Ahh wife not mum. That might be the crux of it. I do a weekly vac if the robot vac is not being a cunt and forcing me to do it more, it's good enough to keep bugs away.
Pretty sure before I needed to wipe grotty faces all the time the amount of wet stuff in the hampers was probably nil most of the time, and also before little people played in the rain etc and needed multiple outfit changes per day or spilt milk on the tablecloths.
[ - ] Cunt 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 09:01:43 ago (+2/-0)
4 including 2 below waist height. They can't all be full loads though. Gotta seperate the negros, coloureds and whites and also delicates and heavies need their own washes too.
Step 2 was deleted after I shrunk all my own underwear. Granted, 12 year old me was thinking "I want to wear them sooner, so warmer should make it happen".
Kid has a comforter that takes HOURS to dry since it shouldn't be on any higher than medium.
[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 19:52:43 ago (+1/-0)
Well personly like pussy. I also enjoy having a pretty woman by my side when I walk in public. I also enjoy having good food made for me and I also enjoy having a woman raise my kids. Blow jobs are also nice too.
[ + ] Anus_Expander
[ - ] Anus_Expander 12 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2024 22:33:36 ago (+12/-0)
[ + ] boekanier
[ - ] boekanier 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 01:29:47 ago (+5/-0)
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[ - ] Ragnar 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 00:00:57 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] DukeofRaul
[ - ] DukeofRaul 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 09:15:45 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] UncleDoug
[ - ] UncleDoug 12 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 03:51:10 ago (+12/-0)
[ + ] observation1
[ - ] observation1 7 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2024 22:52:56 ago (+7/-0)
[ + ] PotatoWhisperer2
[ - ] PotatoWhisperer2 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 13:16:49 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] Gowithit
[ - ] Gowithit 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2024 22:25:06 ago (+5/-0)
ah, theres always an hour or two to do a thing or two. :)
[ + ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey
[ - ] TheOriginal1Icemonkey 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2024 22:31:18 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] DukeofRaul
[ - ] DukeofRaul 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 11:39:07 ago (+2/-0)
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[ - ] Gowithit 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 12:20:36 ago (+0/-0)
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[ - ] froggy 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2024 22:50:40 ago (+5/-0)
[ + ] NeedleStack
[ - ] NeedleStack [op] 10 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2024 22:55:37 ago (+10/-0)
[ + ] boekanier
[ - ] boekanier 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 01:29:07 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] NoRefunds
[ - ] NoRefunds 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 02:28:05 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry
[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 05:59:15 ago (+3/-1)
[ + ] DukeofRaul
[ - ] DukeofRaul 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 12:24:16 ago (+1/-1)
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[ - ] boekanier 4 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 01:28:12 ago (+4/-0)
[ + ] Fascinus
[ - ] Fascinus 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2024 23:13:51 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 01:17:35 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] Ragnar
[ - ] Ragnar 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 00:00:03 ago (+3/-0)
Is the fatty ordering food? Where’s the cooking? Who’s teaching the kids?
[ + ] con77
[ - ] con77 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 01:16:09 ago (+4/-1)
[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry
[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 06:04:32 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 08:52:43 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] iSnark
[ - ] iSnark 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2024 23:36:25 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] NeedleStack
[ - ] NeedleStack [op] 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 4, 2024 23:59:52 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] iSnark
[ - ] iSnark 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 00:08:39 ago (+2/-0)
It's an upstart message board in the image of VOAT. @X0X7 runs it. Stop by make an account, It's admittedly slow in volume, but there has been an up swing of new accounts coming through. Allot of original users of VOAT/Upgoat veterans.
[ + ] PeckerwoodPerry
[ - ] PeckerwoodPerry 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 06:10:47 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] Cunt
[ - ] Cunt 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 08:29:02 ago (+2/-0)
I have other gripes with this list but I'll leave it at that.
[ + ] Gowithit
[ - ] Gowithit 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 08:32:58 ago (+3/-0)
[ + ] Cunt
[ - ] Cunt 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 08:39:41 ago (+2/-0)
Pretty sure before I needed to wipe grotty faces all the time the amount of wet stuff in the hampers was probably nil most of the time, and also before little people played in the rain etc and needed multiple outfit changes per day or spilt milk on the tablecloths.
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 3 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 08:56:54 ago (+3/-0)
That list gets much longer when you're tending to the drool machines.
[ + ] Cunt
[ - ] Cunt 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 09:01:43 ago (+2/-0)
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 5 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 09:21:12 ago (+5/-0)
Man style means "all my stuff in, long wash on cold". Towels are seperate, since I'm not a complete animal.
[ + ] Gowithit
[ - ] Gowithit 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 09:51:07 ago (+1/-0)
Once a week laundry was going down to the river days. Undergarments daily but the bigger items you had to go down there and do it.
washing machines were the devils invention. Theres an article somewhere about how appliances ruined everything wonder if it can still be found.
[ + ] bobdole9
[ - ] bobdole9 2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 10:01:30 ago (+2/-0)
Kid has a comforter that takes HOURS to dry since it shouldn't be on any higher than medium.
[ + ] Rowdybme
[ - ] Rowdybme -1 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 01:54:44 ago (+2/-3)
[ + ] PhantomXLII
[ - ] PhantomXLII -2 points 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 01:26:55 ago (+2/-4)
[ + ] Rowdybme
[ - ] Rowdybme 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 19:52:43 ago (+1/-0)
[ + ] PhantomXLII
[ - ] PhantomXLII 1 point 1.2 yearsFeb 5, 2024 20:45:28 ago (+1/-0)
They're both distasteful to me.
[ + ] Rowdybme
[ - ] Rowdybme 0 points 1.2 yearsFeb 8, 2024 04:49:09 ago (+0/-0)